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To die in love for someone is not the
big thing….
To live with that
pain with smile forever is the great real
achievement

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Dear Beautiful Ladies Never allow “Likes” to rate your beauty
cause the day u get 2 likes,
You’ll feel ugly!!!

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Scientists have discovered a new muscle in the human body called paraphalix Engina. It is the longest muscle ever discovered in living mammals. It connects the eye lid to the anus. *That is why the anus opens when you blink.* Now look at this idiot trying to blink to see if it’s true. I couldnt accept to be the only idiot. Come and beat me if u want.

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*inbox*
Her: Babe I’m pregnant
Him: I can’t hear you, there’s noise here

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Does anyone here know the prayer that
Jesus used to turn water into wine🍸🍷….

That prayer is needed so that can stop paying for wine😂

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When she thought you are romantic by helping her
while cooking kant he is making sure u dnt waste his braaipack

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The hero dead cannot expire,
The dead still play their part.

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In Japan a 17yr old is a doctor
In Brasil a 17yr old is a footballer
In India a 17yr old is a shop owner
In China a 17yr old is an engineer
In Iraq a 17yr old is a Soldier
In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity
In Israel a 17 yr old is a priest
In Africa a 35yr old is a
whatsapp group admin😂😂
…how old are u?

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The saddest part of reality is that we love those who leave us an leave those who love us.

Hope you enjoyed your Valentine’s day.

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Baby Girl eat that chicken and chips
these Men will tell you lose weight but
still cheat on you with a Fat Girl..

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May this lovely morning brings a new fragrance of
romance in your life and fills your heart with love.
Good morning!!

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If your husband left yesterday and he just came home today…just know he is one of the men from east who were following the star.

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1•The only woman who knows where his
husband is every time, is a widow.

2•Intelligence is like underwear,you need to
have it but not necessary to show it off.

3•No girl is single. You either snatch her from
another man or share her with another. Being
the greatest shareholder is the key here.

4•Life is the most difficult exam. Everyone is
trying to copy the other not realizing that
everyone has a different question paper.

5•A naked man is never afraid of pick-pocketing.

6•Never leave the one you love for the one you
like because the one you like will leave you for
the one they love.

7•Do the do’s before the do does you.

8•A farmer who plants corn by the roadside and
a man who marries a beautiful woman are in
the same problem.

9•Be good to people until you make a million,
after that they will be good to you.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your
balance, you must keep moving.

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While others are waking up to: ‘Goodmorning babe’ and ‘I love you’ texts…
Some of us wake up to: “Battery full. Remove charger”.

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Manchester City – eyes on EPL, UEFA, FA Cup, Carabao Cup

Chelsea – all eyes on EPL, UEFA, FA Cup

Man United – all eyes on EPL, FA Cup, Uefa

Liverpool – all eyes on next season

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What object is the king of the classroom???

THE “RULLER”

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