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Every Girl in a relationship got a
back-up man just in case you mess up.
So My brother Your mission as her man
is to find out who that is…..and kill
him!

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I HOPE your life is full of ” I can’t believe I did this” than “I should’ve done it. “

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Dear Best friends, all those times we spent together, they are unforgettable and priceless.
I love you

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what is your goal in life ?
me : to have a life with her ^^

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Boy: Hey Love, I’m standing at the gate Please come out…
Girl: I am not at home, I’m at Jo’burg i left yesterday
Boy: 😢😢 Ok fine😥😥.. anyways i brought fifty thousand😢
Girl: what!! Wait honey just give me 5 minutes I’m on my way
Boy: Huh😨😨😨 5min from Jo’burg to here😨😴😴
Girl: No Love, I’m nearby at my friends place we call it ” Jo’burg “😊😊
Boy: Ok hurry up then😏 we are waiting for you🙄🙄
Girl: You nd Who?
Boy: Me nd My friend, We call him Fifty thousand..
his the one who wanted to meet you

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Am i the only one who thinks the phone rings a lot longer when you’re ignoring a call..??

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And you post home alone and you see
the community thief react with wow

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I’ve been here on Facebook posting jokes not knowing people met in my comments, dated and got married behind my back . Without even inviting me.

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The following sentence will make you learn Chinese fast.
“Shoes shall shine soon.”

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Dating a girl with big Lips is not the problem

The problem
is when she gives you a kiss and it sounds like
you are taking Screen Shot

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If your girlfriend has friends she calls, boo, bish,bestie,galfriend
my broda that is the board of directors that ruins your relationship

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Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot;
but make it hot by striking

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Run after your Destiny….Nobody gets a degree by
mistake, nobody wins the Olympic’s by accident,
success is always intentional. If you run after your
destiny you will automatically distance yourself
from your history. If you run after what is in front
of you, you will escape what is behind you. LIFE is
not a love affair it doesn’t have to be fair…if they
don’t believe in you today they will catch up later
in the future … don’t stop running after your
Destiny- to beg anybody to love you back ,calling
you, caring about you, supporting you, coming to
see you… before anybody can make you give up
on your Destiny I want you to remember Destiny is
personal. Stop trying to fix what is behind you
because you will never be able to fix it but you
can fix your future. Get up and keep running after
your destiny, you may have to walk alone loyalty is
rare on this journey and real situations will expose
fake people to you, you may get there hurting,
bleeding, broken but get there anyway. Your
destiny is greater than your Pain…Just Don’t
despair!

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Ladies please: Weave is not pregnancy
.
.
.
You don’t have to carry it for 9 months

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Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested
.
Anything u say will be used against u

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May you follow your dreams and always believe in yourself.
Keep your eyes on the stars and hope in your heart.

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