A Woman Returned Home On Evening And Asked Her New Maid,
Woman: “Did You Clean Out The Refrigerator As I Told You?”
Maid: “Yes, Mam, And Everything Was Very Tasty“
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Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.”
— Carroll Bryant
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You don’t have to be rich or extremely good looking to keep your girl.
If you can invest attention, care, loyalty and respect to a woman
then you’re already ahead of the game.
It’s about being confident with yourself
and women like men who are confident.
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People think being alone makes you lonely , but I don’t think that’s true. Being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world
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“Do not look at yourself with disgust, you are a gift to this earth.
You are beautiful, you are a light, an energy, an essence. You are nature herself.”
— Heidi Pickett
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That moment
You have visited your Rich relatives and they serve you 2 slices of bread,1 fried egg and a cup of coffee…. “Boom”…the child come and asks you :”Uncle, so are you going to finish all these?”. You end up saying “No,I won’t”… But deep down your heart,you say ” Voetsek, I finish a Loaf alone,what is this?”
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Mama I’ve made it mama I’ve made it.
Does your mom have Facebook?
Why can’t you inbox her and leave us alone
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People aren’t afraid of saying ‘I love you’.
They’re afraid of hearing the response.
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*Lion is not the most dangerous Animal on Earth*
*🤵 Samson killed lion*
*👩 Woman killed Samson*
*…what else do you want to know?!
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You know how difficult to draw eyebrows .
And your boyfriend texts you “Babe am not coming ”
Don’t do that boiz
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2019 Will Probably The Last Year That Ends With
“Teen” For The Rest Of Our Lives
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Breathe
Start fresh
Clear your mind
Change your habits
Upgrade your vision
Make room for new energy
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A man bought a book in library nd he returned a book nd blaming the manager that this Novel got so many names no story at all nd the manager got angry nd said “Idiot you are the one who took the attendence book”
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When you will get lost within yourself.
Like really deep.
You will find you have never been alone.
There has been a spirit always living inside you ..
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I called a married lady who was owing me money, but she didn’t pick my calls.
I called 10 times more, still no answer. Knowing that her husband was not at home, I decided to send her this message:
“Hello Sisy, I’m not calling for the money. I just wanted to tell you that 2 girls were fighting over your husband in town today. It was a big fight and he was just there watching, until one of the girl managed to escape into his car and they drove off”.
After some minutes, she called me but I ignored her. She kept calling and I found 21 missed calls from her and a message which read:
“Where was the fight?
Where did they go?
Did you Notice any of those girls? Please tell me, I am falling apart.”
I just read and didn’t respond. She called again, 5 times and I didn’t answer, then another message from her:
“I have your money, please can we meet, so you tell me more?”
Then i replied, “Okay, you can Send it to My Account so that when I pass by the filling station to refuel, then I will pick you and drive you to one of the Girl’s House because I know them.”
After 2 mins, I checked my account balance, my money was fully paid.
I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby…..
This January you need to be sharp
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂.
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Hi Friends, What Other Languages Do You Want To We Should Add In This App ? Write Down In Comments Please .
Filipino And Haraynavi Languages Will Be Added Soon
Keep Supporting
Thanks A Lot
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