This Valentine’s Day is taking so long 😢
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I just wanna give her this R7 Cup so she can be out of my Business

TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK:

1) The “Rooster” – Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook “Good Morning” every day !! 😛

2) The “Lurker” – Never posts or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they see you in public.

3) The “Hyena” – Doesn’t ever really say anything, just LOLs and
LMAOs at everything.

4) “Mr/Ms Popular” – Has 4,367 friends for NO reason

5) The “Gamer” – Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes
virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.)

6) The “Cynic” – Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.

7) The “Collector” – Never posts anything either, but joins every
group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.

8) The “Promoter” – Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.

9) The “Liker” – Never actually says anything, but always clicks the “like” button

10) “Drama Queen/ King” – This person always posts stuff like “I
can’t believe this!”, or “They gonna make me snap today!”, in
the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what’s wrong but
then they never finish telling the story.

11) The “News” – Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary, and Lastly

12) The “Thief” – Steals status updates… and will probably steal
this one :

– Her : Would You Take A Bullet For Me ? 😥
– Me : Taking Things That Are Not Yours , is Theft Babe 😒😏

teacher: anyone who thinks they are stupid stand up..”Nobody stands”
Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students in the class”
Little Jonny stands”
teacher: oh little Jonny so u think u are stupid??
Little Jonny: no mam I just felt bad because u were standing alone

You loaned your friend R4000 last year June, since then he/she refused to pay which deteriorated the friendship. Yesteday you beg him/her to just pay you R2000 and forget about the rest because you are having financial emergencies.
Your friend then say he/she can only give you R1500 that’s all he/she have. You feel like you have no option but to accept. You give him/her your account details so that he/she can send directly to your bank.
You wake up this morning , check your account there is R15000 in it. You keep staring at the screen it is indeed R15k. You grap your phone you find 50 missed calls from your dear friend and a text begging you to transfer back R13500 he/she only meant to send R1500 and accidentally added 0 .
So what are you going to do?
1. Send back R13500?
2. Take your full R4000.?
3. Keep all?

Even If U Put The Volume Level On 1🔊
Nigerian Movies Will Always Be Nigerian Movies

In the anaconda movie why the anaconda
doesn’t eat the camera man?