If there was an award for laziness I’d probably send someone else
to pick it up for me.

I lost my weed now I see my lil brother tryna load airtime in his calculator

Mince meat and Wors are the same.
The difference is that condom…

Introducing your female friends to your boyfriend is like displaying different kinds of meat to a dog…
My sister it will eventually eat them all.
Are we together?

Yesterday I saw my crush drinking water
i didn’t know we have so much in common

Mom always told me if you can’t say anything nice ,
then don’t say anything at all.

And now people wonder why I’m so quiet around them

Do lesbian leave each other for someone
with a bigger tongue and long fingers as
well?

I have finally given up on Africans ✋ -_-
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How can somebody steal a white Goat and dye it black and the owner of the Goat come and say she knows the smile of her Goat?

Don’t be jealous when God is blessing your neighbour.
It means he is in the neighbourhood.

A little boy Rich came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma; Where’s mom and dad?😯
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She replied; They are up in bed.
Rich started to giggle😁 ate his breakfast and went out to play.
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He came back in for lunch and asked his grandma; Where’s mom and dad😀
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She replied; They are still up in bed😧
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Rich started to giggle😆 ate his lunch and went out to play💃
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He came in for dinner and asked his grandma; Where’s mom and dad?😮
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The grandmother replied; They are still up in bed.
Rich started laughing😂
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The grandmother asked; Rich what is going on?😐 Why is it that every time I tell you they are still up in bed, you will start laughing!😑
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Rich replied; Last night daddy came into my room and asked me for vaseline and I gave him super glue😕
One word for Rich

Most girls don’t cry after break up these days,
they behave like cashiers in the bank….
next customer please.