Every second someone leaves this world and
we dont understand we are in line too..
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If you treat me like an option,
I’ll leave you like a choice.
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The road to success is
always under construction.
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I went for a job interview today when I entered the 1st question was “wait please” I answered “65kgs”. They were so happy they all laughed and told me to go back home they’ll call me soon.*
*I’m now ironing my clothes they myt call me early morning tomorrow, guys pray for me.*
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I Wonder Why Ladies Become More Talkative When They See Food..!
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One Man can control 16 Cows with 1 Stick 😎 Can I go deeper?
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Ever realized that your brain speaks perfect English, but your mouth is the one that rounds it to the nearest Nonsense?
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“Good conscience is sometimes sold for money, but never bought with it.”
– James H. Aughey
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I sit here and wonder if you’ll ever understand
just how much of me belongs to you
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My mom can be so cool sometimes😎👇
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Me:”mom I made a girl pregnant “😢
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Mom:” son. .tell the girl to bring her parents over to our house…..
so we can both deny the pregnancy😏
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When a short girl is under an umbrella it looks exactly like mushrooms 😜😜
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1 Boy On His Way 2 Home With His Mom After School,
Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road…
He Suddenly Shouted and Said Look Mom,
They Are Fighting For Chewing Gum.
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Telling us you have a boyfriend won’t stop us🤚…
We have pushed doors written “pull”😅
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It is not worth the bother of killing yourself,
since you always kill yourself too late.
Emil Cioran
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Choosing Career Is Like Choosing A Wife From 10 Girls.
Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful And Intelligent Woman,
There’s Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9
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The way ladies cross the road infront of beautiful and expensive cars like Range Rover, Ferrari, BMW, Mercedes benz its not the same way they do infront of avanza, quantum, siyaya and nyathi😂😂😂😂😂….
I have been looking and wondering about this for so long.
But why ladies tell us😂😂😂😂😂
Lemme sleep
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