When a girl really loves a guy,
she will be shy to ask for money from him and when a guy truly loves a girl ,
he will never wait for her to ask before doing the necessary things…..
A Woman who don’t ask for anything deserves everything.
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White ppl : Two minutes to two (13:58)
Black ppl : Thu-Thu-Thu
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Be careful with your words once they said,
they can only be forgiven but never forgotten.
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Zimbabwe is the only Country in the World
where the Police were locked up
and crime went down ,
just shows who the criminals really are
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I once told my nephew to Skip First “H” Whenever He reads/Pronounce English words(E .g Honest )later that day I told him to heat My food in the microwave …..I almost killed that barstad
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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” ☺
Michael said: ‘Just a minute I have to go pee.’ 😠
The teacher responded by saying: ‘That would be rude and impolite’
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?’
Sherman said: ‘I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.’ 😶
‘That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. 😏
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners? 😠
Johnny said: ‘I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.’ 😳😳
The teacher fainted..
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*I intentionally put my grandma’s phone on silent mode then I told her the ring tone is finished…
She gave me money today to buy another ringtone…*
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Never give up on something or
someone that you truly belive in.
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Better than I was, more than I am, and all of this happened by taking your hand.
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I just switched off the candle. I guess now iam a fire fighter
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Whenever you are pure, you will be loved by children, animals, birds, trees and some of human. 💙
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Job interview for a security guard
Interviewer: “Can u speak English”
Job seeker: “Will the thieves be from England
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No English distionary has able to explain the different between finished and complete
When u marry a good wife u are complete and when u marry a wrong one u are finished but when ur wife catches u with another girl u are completely finished
But when u marry a wife that like shopping u finished completely
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Honesty is very expensive gift.
Do not expect it from cheap people.
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A certain man found his wife with another
man in his bedroom.Instead of shouting or
beating both of them, he just looked at them and
went back to the sitting room. He switched on the
Television and started watching some gospel
videos. The wife and the Boyfriend were in panic.
The boyfriend dressed up and came by the sitting
room then he said, “Sir am sorry for sleeping with
your wife”
Husband “It happens you can go..”
The boyfriend left.
The wife never came out from the bedroom till it
was time to sleep. The husband switched off the
Television and went to sleep in the bedroom. He
found her wife sitted on the floor crying. The
husband never said anything or even asking her.
He just slept on his bed and covered himself with
some blankets. In the morning when he woke up,
he found his wife dead. The wife committed
suicide in the middle of night as her husband was
sleeping.
QUESTION.
Who was not fair?
1. The husband,
2. The wife or
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Happy on the outside,
but simply dieing on the inside.
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