Courage is when you call for the attention of aa 16yrs old girl, then you tell her you love her, and u wana date her for a while,( in the hearing of her dad )
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Imagine “You go to the drug shop to buy poison to
kill yourself but you still wait for your change…😳😳😳😳😳
are you serious?! “
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Acting Surprised When You Get a Plate Of Food
At Someone’s House is Very important
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It’s great when two strangers become friends but its sad when two friends become strangers.
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If all he does is make you cry… My dear you are not dating a man… You are dating an onion… SHIYA LO VEG
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A teacher asked her class
“What is sex?”
Johnny got up and said:
“Sex is a *temptation* ,
caused by a *sensation*
where a boy sticks his *location*
into a girl’s *destination*
to increase the *population*
of the next *generation* .
Did you get my *explanation* ?
Or do you need a *demonstration* ?
The teacher fainted
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
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Fake Friends will buy
you alcohol and keep
job opportunities for
themselves .chose
wisely ‘D
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You cannot always wait for the perfect time.
Sometimes you must dare to jump
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When I want to smile,
I know exactly what to do,
I just close my eyes and think of you
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Good morning let us put fate to god everything shall
Go well as we needed
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Announcement we will get rich soon 😍
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Only money is missing
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-I respect those that tell me the ‘Truth’, no matter how hard it is ..
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A doctor came across a patient he had valued for years and
saw that he was carrying sleeping pills in his hand, so wanted
to warn him: – Mr. Brown, I see sleeping pills you use, sometimes you may need it, but I want to warn you, those pills are very effective and addictive. The patient laughed and said that: – No, doctor. That’s no true. I’ve been using this medicine for 20 years, the pills have never become addictive!
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Those people that greet u
and hold onto your hand..
what the plan?…
you want to take my hand with u?
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I thought I knew English until I heard my neighbour explaining the difference between Email and Gmail,
(1)Email – the mails which are sent using Electricity
(2)Gmail -the mails which are sent using a Generator
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