Noko: Uncle am hungry😔
🧓:Dons hi hungry am Uncle Dons😊
🧑Noko: am serious🤨
🧓Dons: nope u r hungry😏
🧑Noko: u r joking😒
🧓Dons : no am Uncle Dons
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Good morning
start ur day with joy and happiness
no matter what ur passing through there search is hope.
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A Zulu man went to an electronic
shop.
He asked the shopkeeper; What is the
price of this television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don’t sell
our products to the Zulu people .
Zulu man again came the next day after
cutting his beard.
He asked; What is the price of this
television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don’t sell
our products to the Zulu people.
The next day Zulu man came with a
different face and asked; What is the
price of this television?
The shopkeeper replied; We don’t sell
our products to the Zulu people
Zulu man got irritated and asked the
shopkeeper; How do you recognise
me everytime?
The shopkeeper replied; Because this
is not a television. It is a microwave
oven.
One word for Zulu man
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Don’t Judge A Person By What Others Say. The Person May Be True To You But Not To Others, Coz The Same Sun Which Melts The Ice, Hardens The Clay Too
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2 guys were swiming when a pregnant
woman drowned. They rushed 2 save her,
pulled her 2 safety. The 1st guy started
giving her breath by lip locking (mouth to
mouth). The 2nd guy took off the woman’s
pants and put his mouth on her private
parts! 1st man: “R you mad? W.T.F are you
doing?” 2nd guy: “Yeyi, you save the
mother and i save the child”
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The space between your fingers
are meant to be filled with mine.
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Three simple steps to forget your ex:
1-Block your ex
2-Add me
3-Text me
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My Biggest Fear Is Losing My Mom💔😣
That Woman Is Also My Dad💛
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I’d love to show you my world,
but I’m pretty sure you have a mirror at home
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The Bitter Comments i See On Best Couples Spotted in South Africa 😕😒 … Hmmm , Sometimes i Just Feel Like i Can inbox Some People And Say ” i Know We Don’t Know Each Other But is Everything Okay At Home?
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I know of no greater happiness than to be with you all the time, without interruption, without end.
Franz Kafka
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After being dumped!!
White girl : My bf has dumped me.
Black girl: I choose happiness. Am the CEO
of my life.If it doesn’t kill u,it makes u
stronger.I love the woman am
becoming.When bad people leave ur life,
good things starts happening. I Am
crushing on myself. Self love
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Don’t spend today worrying why yesterday was bad.
Spend it planning on how to make tomorrow better
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Love the people God gave you because
he will need them back one day.
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TOILET PAPER IS FOR LADIES real men uses.
Calendars, Boxes,Cement papers and Stones
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When make a surprise party for a Ndebele girl then after saying ‘Supriseeeeee’ she goes like ‘ mara guys why didn’t tell me that you organising a suprise party for me’ .
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