Guys imagine, the phone I bought with my own money
is now correcting my English

So this girl knows her boyfriend’s passwords for everything ,
the nigga cheated and the girl de-registered the guy from varsity

A Man Got Two Wishes From God.

He Asked For The Best Drink And Best Woman.

The Next Moment He Got Bisleri And Mother Teresa.

Moral: Investment Matters Are Subject To Market Risks.
Please Read The Offer Document Carefully Before Investing.

We Are All Mentally Disturbed ,
it’s Just That Some Are More Disturbed Than Others

A woman can block U, delete ur numbers and still expect U to contact her somehow. Don’t ask me how. They just have this madness 😂

I don’t go for looks you should see my ex’s
i can even open a zoo

To all the ladies reading this, just because your baby daddy left you it doesn’t mean that it is the end of the World, girl let me tell you something dust yourself up, get your groove back, find yourself a man and have another child.

Nowadays boys don’t hit & run.
They hit hit hit hit & hit again until ladies run!!

That Pain 😢😥 , When You Are Dressed And
You Are Ready To Go Out But Your Friends
Won’t Answer Their Phones
When You Are Calling Them

Every Girl is beautiful…
sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.

I’ve just blocked someone for
correcting my English and it feelded so good

TB Joshua’s wife is a prophetess.
Prophet Engel’s wife is a prophetess.
Prophet Magaya’s wife is a prophetess.
Mukandiwa’s wife is a prophetess…
Hayi kabi but how does it work that
every prophet’s wife automatically
becomes a prophetess,
is the annointing sexually transmitted?