WE ARE EXPERIENCING HIGHER THAN NORMAL ASS EATING VOLUMES,
PLEASE REMAIN EATING ASS.
YOUR ASS WILL BE EATEN IN THE ORDER IN WHICH IT WAS EATEN IN
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A teacher fell asleep in class and a little
naughty boy (NYA) walked up to him,
Little boy : “teacher are you sleeping in
class?”
Teacher : “No I am not sleeping in class.”
Little boy : “What were you doing sir ?”
Teacher : ” I was talking to God.”
The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in
class and the same teacher
walksup to him.
Teacher : “young man, you are sleeping in
my class.”
Little boy : “No not me sir, I am not
sleeping.”
Angry teacher: “What were you doing.”
Little boy : “I was talking to God.”
Angry teacher: “What did he say.”
Little boy : “God said he never spoke to you
yesterday.”
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Dating a virgin is funny
You touch her nose then…
she be like “bae im afraid i will get pregnant”
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Why all successful people when they motivating us they be like: I was going to school without shoes. are they siblings? are they one mom? are they one Atchaa?
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A girl will be happy dating a guy
who already has plan b for another girl.
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Sipho was not feeling well so he went to see a doctor. After the examination, this conversation ensued:
Dr “I have some bad news for you and you not gonna like it”
Sipho “Ok, whats the bad news?”
Dr “You are dying…”
Sipho “What?!!! So how long have I got to live?”
Dr “10!..”
Sipho “10 What, years, months?”
Dr “9!”
Sipho “What?!!!”
Dr “8!”..
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity;
and I’m not sure about the universe
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Dont count your days.
Make your days count.
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Some guys are HIV negative because they’re broke 😏
you should thank God for your brokenness is a blessing in a way
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A Father Took His Son To A Village To Teach About Poverty.
After The Trip He Asked His Son About The Poor.
Son Replied:
We’ve 1 Dog, Villagers Had 4
We’ve Small Pool, They’ve Long River
We’ve Lamps, They’ve Stars
We’ve Small Piece Of Land, They’ve Large Fields
We’ve Servants 2 Serve Us, They Serve Others
We Buy Food, They Grow Their Food
We’ve House To Protect Us, They’ve Friends
The Boy’s Father Was Speechless.
Then His Son Said: “Thanks For Showing How Poor We Are.“
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Ladies and their nonsense behaviours😏🤕
I said we should meet infront of a restaurant and you’re already inside reading the menu😢😢😒
Finish reading and meet me outside let’s discuss😎😎😊😂😹*
I hate indiscipline😔😔🤕
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Most of these skinny Girls eat 5-12 meals a day
and the food goes straight to their attitude.
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Sometimes you will think that some ladies are
worshiping and they have been touched by the holly spirit
as they are crying to only find that the are dumped.
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I was eating and enjoying my coke when a man
entered the restaurant with a brief case. I
guess he is a politician because his dressing and
pot belly portrayed it. He walked and sat down
as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman
came to him and started crying. The woman
knelt down and told him that her children and
her mother want to die of hunger since her
husband died. This man opened thr briefcase
and gave the woman five hundred thousand
dollars. The woman jumped up and left the
scene in happiness.
I was still watching wen another man started
crying and came to him. He knelt down and
begged him that he needed money to establish a
business. This man wrote a ten million dollar
cheque and gave to the man.
This time, I started murmuring and practising
on the kind of lie I will put up to have my own
national cake. I started crying and came to the
man.
Immediately I knelt down, I heard..,
Cut!!
Cut!!
Cut!!.
I turned and saw a director. He laughed and
said..,😆 😆
we are making film
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“WE RIDE, To fly
To feel
To touch
To breath
To laugh
To soar
To overcome
To relax
To prove them wrong
To belong
To feel strong
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I know she didn’t want me ..
But I loved her anyway
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