hugging a tall person

feels like placing
Tupperware
on top of the fridge

Xolie grew up in Mbare. She went to law school in London. After her studies she decided to go back to Harare, because
she could be a big lady there.

There she opened her new law office. The first day, she saw a man coming up to her office and decided to make a big impression. As the man came to the door, Xolie pretended to be on the phone and motioned the man to take a seat. Xolie said into the phone: “No. Absolutely no. You tell those clowns in New York that am not travelling all the way that side to settle the case for less than a million bucks. “Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear the case next week. “I’ll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support.” Okay. Give the State Prosecutor my regards and …”

The visitor sat patiently as Lady X rattled instructions. Finally, Xolie put down the telephone and said: “Im sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I’m very busy. What can I do for you? “The man said: “I’m from Tel One … I’ve come to connect your phone

My Neighbour Was Very Sick And Then He Called A Witchdoctor To Come And Treat Him in His House .. The Witchdoctor Said His Case Was “Critical” And That “He Cannot Be Cured” , But The Sickness Can Be Transferred To Another Person .. My Neighbour Accepted … The Witchdoctor Worked On Him And Told Him That “As i Am Leaving , if Anyone Opens The Door You Must Say “Tchaa” , And That Person Will Die in Your Place .. The Witchdoctor Left , And My Neighbour Was Waiting For The First Unlucky Person So That He Will Say “Tchaa” And Transfer His Sickness To That Person .. But The Witchdoctor Discovered That He Hadn’t Collect His Money From My Neighbour For His Treatment , So He Decided To Go Back For His Money .. As Soon As He Opened The Door , My Neighbour Said “Tchaa” .. The Witchdoctor Said “Retchaa” , My Neighbour Then Said “Reretchaa” .. The Witchdoctor Said “Rereretchaa” 😂😂 … As i Speak With You Now , The Whole Neighbourhood is There Watching The Two Shouting “Rerererereretchaa” To Each Other non-stop

Girls love to hear “Baby I’m coming to fetch you” 😍😍
Eseng bo “Gao fetsa go fologa otsamaye straight otla bona shopo ya makula e Red , o jikele ka mo left o tla mpona ka skipa sa spiderman” 😂😂😂

Husband And His Wife Were Having Dinner At Fancy Restaurant 😊💝🔐

As The Food Was Served

Husband Said:” The Food Looks Delicious, Let’s Eat ”

Wife :”Honey…You Say a Prayer Before We Eat At Home”

Husband:” That’s At Home Sweetheart…Here The Chef Knows How To Cook ”

Iam a 27 year old handsome, hardworking, GOD fearing young man, an engineer, and looking for a cute hairy, beautiful, well structured and young black goat to buy for easter. Thanks

After She Broke Up With A Venda Guy, She
Start Posting Shit Like “He Left A hole In My
Heart That Nobody Will Fill up”
Hold It ryt There Sister, We Know That hole
You Are Talking About We Are Not Kids

Me : How much is the taxi fare
Taxi driver:R10
Me : For my bags
Taxi driver :they are free
Me : take the bags I’ll walk