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After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you

Husband: What’s up?

Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid

Husband: Well you dont’t remember, do you??
When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.
Then you said:
– Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.

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You are where your solution is. Talk to yourself like you would talk to a friend. It is not abnormal; it is rather a way to become absolutely normal. Ask yourself what makes you more happy and how you’d like to be. Allow your thoughts to be non-judgmental so you experience more happiness than pain.

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The disrespect that comes after “with all due respect” is too much..!

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“three things you don’t do:
1.beg for anyone to stay in your life.
2.beg for anyone to talk to you.
3.beg for anyones attention.”

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Our Parents warned US about Mjolo
(Relationships) we didn’t Listen
.
Look Now we sleep while The Radio is On
Volume 100 but still we do not hear
Anything

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Sometimes when i’m drunk,
i just call the police just to tell them who killed Jesus!

Pitori loading…….anyone around mamelodi

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Imagine Dating A Girl Who Cooks Rice Without Counting It…
Big TurnOff!!!

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Him: It’s Over
Her: Wanya, it’s Not Over
Do This Type Of Girls Still Exist?

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A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: Thats nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.

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Dear ,

I drink very little.

And when I drink little,

I become a different person.

*This different person drinks a lot*

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It’s never easy to “live the life that you always wanted.” Because not all of us are gifted with same amount of strength that everybody else has. Not all of us are gifted with these ideals. Each of us carry a vast garden and we take care of it differently, we grow differently. We don’t deal with the same storm everyday but one thing is for sure, everyone’s trying.

Instead of planting flowers to someone else’s pot, choose your own progress. You make difference. You don’t stand there next to sunflower and compare it your thorns. You are different but that doesn’t mean you’re not valid. Time will come and you’ll grow just like the others but on your own season and time. You have to trust the process. You grow on your own and if something doesn’t feel right, heal, and remember that healing comes with storms, and so growth too.

Plant on your own.
It’s okay to struggle.
you are trying,
you are healing,
you are growing.

—Moon

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I am still wondering what will happen if a pig 🐖 enters the gate of ZCC while they are busy praying😂😂😂

That day we must expect heavy storm or earthquake

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African girls thou!!

Malawi has Experienced an Earthquake a couple of days ago
and girls be like:
“Babe what are you getting me this earthquake season?”

Like for real?😂😂
Earthquake gift?

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Sometimes God says no because we aim too low. It’s insulting to his power. Dream of that house, man, woman, try once more for that baby,
re-apply for that job. Just don’t give up..!

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If your battery last the whole Day you are ugly …..
beutiful girls charge their phones 3 times a day

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