Mother: “How was school today, Patrick?”
Patrick: “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”
Mother: “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”
Patrick: “What school?”
Check out this really funny jokes:
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You left without a reason,
so please don’t come back with an excuse.
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When I was Young:
I’d put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms.👹
I would restart the game whenever I knew I was going to lose.😌
Having that one pen with four colours made me feel so rich.👑
I waited behind a door to scare someone, then leave because they were taking too long to come out.😒
I faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed.😈
I used to think that the moon was stalking me.😕
I tried to balance the switch between On/Off.🔥
I Watched two drops of rain roll down the window and pretended it was a race.😻
The only thing I had to take care of was a school bag.🔒
I swallowed a fruit seed and I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.😤
I closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off.😌
I walked into a room, forgot what I needed, walked out, and then remembered
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Its Wise To Tell Her That You Want Her Back
Than Talking Bad About Her
Some Of Us Find Bad Girls Very Attractive Bro
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Papa: Akpos!!! Come
Akpos: Am here dad
Papa: take this #50 and get me an exercise book
Akpos:He collected the money
Papa: Akpos
Akpos:sir
Papa:how much is it
Akpos: I don’t know but I think is #100 upward
Papa: Hmm…. Thief
Akpos: No ooo, a woman……..
Papa: Shouted, go and buy me any book sales #50
Akpos:buh……..
Papa: But what?, what do you know, common go.
Just buy any book for me I want to write some stories down.
..
5min later,
Akpos: Papa this is the book you sent me (he stretched a drawing book to him)
Papa: Which book is this,
Akpos: drawing book
Papa: (in loud voice ) I told you to buy me a book to write a story, you went and buy me a drawing book. Did I want to draw!!!
Akpos:But papa, you said any book na, this is also a book na. D. R. A. W. I. N. G. B. O. O. K
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Nothing raises a man’s blood pressure than
a side chick refusing to take morning after pills
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The day you will be ready to have a baby
,pampers will be R850.00
and Baby milk will be R1650.00
so it’s now or never
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If You Expect Me To Stay Away From Your Bae
Do It First And Show Me How To Do It, Lead By Example
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My girlfriend just sent me a text message saying “hey babe if someone calls you and ask if I’m dating you please say NO we not dating”
Which stage of relationship is this guys
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“WE RIDE, To fly
To feel
To touch
To breath
To laugh
To soar
To overcome
To relax
To prove them wrong
To belong
To feel strong
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You are where your solution is. Talk to yourself like you would talk to a friend. It is not abnormal; it is rather a way to become absolutely normal. Ask yourself what makes you more happy and how you’d like to be. Allow your thoughts to be non-judgmental so you experience more happiness than pain.
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You are not black enough if the night before a school trip
you don’t dream about the bus leaving you behind.
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A teacher was teaching opposite words and
pointed to Nyaaa to stand up and answer some questions
Teacher:what is the opposite of Good?
Nyaa :bad
Teacher:Come
nyaa:Go
Teacher:Ugly
Nyaa:sexy
Teacher:you’re wrong!
Nyaaa:you’re wright
Teacher:shut up!
nyaaa:keep talking
Teacher:Ok,now stop!
Nyaa:Ok now carry on
Teacher:Get out of my class
Nyaa:come in my class
Teacher:Oh my God!
Nyaa:Oh my devil!
Teacher:you have Failed!
Nyaa:i have passed!
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Most ladies go to parties with empty big handbags but when they come back………, their handbags are full of food and drinks🍪🍩🍰🍫🍬🍣🍢🍾🍷🍸!!!!
Ladies please let this habbit go with july…..we dont want this from 1 august on-wards😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think its loud and clear!!!!
Busy in studio polishing my pics….will upload soon!! Get ready
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The pain that girls feel when they give birth is the same pain we (boys) feel when they say ”I can’t come out im already sleeping see u tomorrow…
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Guys I sell liquid rat poison…
you catch the rat then you make it
drink 2 spoons a day until its dead😏
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