Some of You will just wake up in the morning and
start pressing your phone without checking if you can even walk.

5 ways for a Woman to be
completely happy.
1. Be with a man that makes
you laugh
2. Be with a man that gives you
his time
3. Be with a man that takes
care of you
4. Be with a man that really
loves you
5. Most important, make sure
these four men dont know
each other.

Guys, don’t trust a lady who is online but
replys to your message after 5 minutes.
Brother, the queue is very long.

So My Brother Broke Up With His Girlfriend
Yesterday Because He Saw A Man Driving Her
Car . We Later Investigated & Found Out It
Wasn’t A Man, She Just Took Off Her Wig.

*I know there are so many things dat won’t be tolerated in 2018 buh these are some random QUOTES dat are free to enter 2018*

1. Being kissed does not mean you are loved.
Ask Jesus about Judas😂😂😂😂

2. 80% of cute girls are single because all boys
think she definitely has a boyfriend!
😂😂😂😂

3. Welcome to Africa where Jesus sends you a
whatsapp message and threatens to kill you if
you do not send it to 20 people😂😂😂

4. No matter how light skinned you are, your
shadow will always be black😂😂😂

5. Gaining weight while you owe me money is a
sign of Disrespect. # LOLZ😂😂😂😂

6. The distance between Egypt and Israel is
about 613km but it took moses and Israelites 40
years to complete their journey. On average each day
they walked only 43 metres, yes only 43 metres,
almost half of what Usain Bolt do in 5 seconds. I just
wish if moses was around to explain this
Laziness😂😂😂😂

7. The reason why some other guys treats you
better than your boyfriend is because they
haven’t slept with you yet.😂😂😂😂

8. Some ladies will be matching purses with
clothes But cannot match babies to their real Daddies #
WINKS *😂😂

9. MARY was a virgin and she married a
carpenter (JOSEPH). You are not a virgin and you are
waiting for a billionaire to marry you?
I will not say anything😳😂😂😂😂

10. No African girl will choose six packs over
six cars, so stop going to the gym and go to
work # FACT😂😂😂😂

11. If the government would ban women from
using makeup, a lot of kids will not recognise
their mothers😂😂😂😂

12. The only person a woman attentively
listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly
as he say is a PHOTOGRAPHER, otherwise if you’re not a
photographer, sit down and be strong😂😂😂😂

13. You haven’t moved on if you still remember
your Ex’s phone number. I’m not gonna argue
with you.
😂😂😂

14. Slim Girls who go for jogging at dawn, what do
you want to lose again…
Your life?😂

A woman can block U, delete ur numbers and still expect U to contact her somehow. Don’t ask me how. They just have this madness 😂

A newly wedded girl was being welcomed
at the husband’s home in a traditional
manner.
She was asked to give a little speech.
She addressed as follows:
“My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and
family“,
she said “Firstly, with my presence i would
not want to create any
inconveniences by my being here. I mean
that I don’t want you all to change your way of life, your routine.“
“What do you mean my child?” asked her
Mother-In-Law.
What i mean is:
Those who used to wash dishes must carry
on washing them. Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it. Those
who cook shouldn’t stop on my account.
Those who used
to clean should continue cleaning.
As for me, I am here just to control
your son!.