Family members who visits you and ends up taking your clothes, shoes, spray, lipstick, powder, e.t.c..😄

They are not your relatives they are your relathieves.

If you are offered R10 000 to kill a
mosquito on your dad’s head with
slippers…..will you go for it?

Samsung E250 was once R1500, and I got patient I bought it R400. ..
Samsung S8 l’ll be patient for you too.

Mother: “Nyaa mtanami I have a confession to make.
I should have told you long ago but I didn’t know how
you would take it. I’m sorry I slept with someone that
is not your dad 23 years ago.
And that person is your real father.”
Nyaa: “Mum, what rubbish are you telling me!
How am I to deal with this devastating news?!
You should be hanged for this.”
Mother: “Nyaa, I’m sorry he was my first love and
I could not marry him for reasons I want to keep private.
He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak
with his son for the first time ever.
Please take the phone and talk to him
Nyaa : “No I am speaking to any one.
I’ll never speak to him. Mr Mdlawuzo is the only father I know
and so will that be.
Mother: “Please don’t be so upset. Just say something to him.”
Nyaa : “Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!”
Nyaaa: “Helloee
Caller: “Morning Son, I am Bill Gates . I am your real father.”
Nyaa : “Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Thank God!!!!!! Love you so much Dad!!!!!
I’ve always known there was something
special about me”
One word for Nyaa?

A pastor announced, “If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left”. All the men in the church moved to left except one man . The pastor was amused and asked,”How come ur wife can’t control you?”The man quietly replied, “it’s my wife who told me not to move”

Short girls are so stubborn,
they even refuse to grow😥

Tomorrow I’ll be hosting a party at home,
it’s only for cute people, if you are ugly please don’t come
Even my self I won’t be there

Let’s kill English
Me : i passed away here yesterday
where were you?

Nothing confuses a girl like a rich guy asking if she has a boyfriend.
The girl will be like “sometimes I have, sometimes I don’t”
Well-done my sister

When Your Friend Posts, ” All My Friends Are Snakes”
So You Just standing There wondering If O Mokopa Or Cobra