Santa At Railway Station To Other People: “Did Anyone Lose Money Wrapped In A Rubber Band?”
One Said: “Yes I Did”
Santa: “Well, It’s Your Lucky Day, I Found The Rubberband“
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WHO IS THE MOST STUPID?
PETER: “I want my money now!”
JOHN: “I will kill myself so that I won’t pay
you”. he pulled a gun and shot himself
dead
PETER: “Hahaha… If you think u’ll get away
with my money u r wrong, I will follow u
until u pay me!”. he takes the gun and
shot himself dead as well.
JAMES was watching from a distance he
laughed and said: “These guys are funny, I
must watch this till the end”… *he also took
the gun and killed himself!
Do you want to know how it ended? You
know what to do…
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Who gossips the most. . ?
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1.Teachers at staffroom.📄
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2.Amajita at the tarven🍻
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3.Workers at the salon💅
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4.Mechanics under a car🔧
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5.Two unemployed friends..
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6.Two Females Neighbours who are Unemployed👩
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7.Three closed Church Members
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8.Group of Boys always standing next to the Somalian Tuck shop👦👥
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9.stokvel women👰👒
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.10.street vendors💰
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I hate it when I sing a song and
someone
correct me
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What if I’m doing a remix?
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Coca-cola 2L price in South Africa
Pick n Pay – R14.00
Adam’s shop – R18.00
Shell garage – R24.00
Traffic officer – R250.00
Licence department – R3500.00
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No words are necessary between two loving hearts.
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If you don`t want me to cross the line, then don`t draw one.
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Life’s Little Instructions …
Before you speak, listen.
Before you write, think.
Before you spend, earn.
Before you retire, save.
Before you invest, investigate.
Before you criticize, wait.
Before you pray, forgive.
Before you quit, try.
Before you die, give.
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While visiting Santa’s house, Banta noticed that
he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model.
Thinking that perhaps the larger set has broken down,
Banta asked why the small one was there.
“Oh,” Santa replied, “I have decided to watch less Tv.”
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Laziness is the Mother of all bad habits…
But ultimately she is a Mother, We must respect her…
So don’t leave bed and Sleep more.
No Morning shOrning :D;-)
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Let’s do more talking.
Because I believe what makes people distant from each other is that each one builds their own scenario.
Each one analyses what happens according to their mind, their thoughts and how they see things.
Let’s explain things that go in circles inside our minds so we would meet at a point.
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Everything is changing, even pregnancy is no
longer 9 months again Somebody will get
married in April & give birth in August
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A Girl on Facebook posted: “My ex dumped me & 2weeks later he got engaged” Someone commented: “Atleast you made it to the semi-finals”..!
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*To all real men out there you should please note*
Next year We Dating Girls With Real Eyebrows..
The Drawers Will Draw Their Own Boyfriends.
Happy 2018
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When you are at the market and you saw your girlfriend twin sister and you go to her for a kiss and your girlfriend was rite beside you
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Love can connect two different world including two different people. Love can make their heart beat as one.
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