I Can’t Really Talk The Talk Or Walk The Walk
But If You Need Someone To Drink The Drink ,
Then I’m All Yours 🤣😂

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Jealousy is when you see dogs having sex and
you start throwing stones at them.
Are they in your room???😳, Or is any of them your ex???

Your boyfriend dumps you💔2weeks later you hear: he’s getting married💍👩‍❤️‍👩…My sister don’t be mad,Chill up, at least you made it to the semi finals.

Having sex with her on her first visit
Dat nonsense must stop bf 2018

The Airtimes That Some Of Us Have Bought This Year Could Have Build Many Universities in South Africa

The Only Advice I’m Getting From My Friends These Days is 👇
“Dude You Need To Find A Girlfriend”

If you walk into a lady’s life and she doesnt gain weight
or grow then you failed as man.

If Your Man Can’t Afford you,
Afford Your Self My Sister
You are Not His Debit order

That moment when you bought chips with ur last cents,
then you open your chips and you see
your friends throwing away their chappies

No matter how fast the taxi driver is going . There’s always that person who is in a hurry more than the driver when the driver over takes you’ll hear them say mxm to show that the driver is doing nothing