Witchcraft is when you see an inbox from your crush on Facebook…
And when you open it, it reads:
“You’re now connected on Messenger

My biggest fear is pronouncing the word
“HUAWEI” in public !!

Tell a Lady: “I had a dream about you”
They always think it’s about s*x
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And be like: “Girl, I was buying bread in SHOPRITE and you were the cashier”

I was in a 🚕taxi yesterday
when I suddenly realized I
desperately needed to fart. The taxi driver
was playing a very loud music , the music was so loud, so I timed my fart with the
beat of the music, I was releasing
the fart alongside the music so
that nobody would hear the
sound of the fart, although it was
loud too. . When I finished, I
started feeling better, but I
looked around and noticed that
everyone in the taxi
frowned and was staring at me. .
Then I suddenly remembered
that f*ck I was listening to the music
with my Earphones.

Please.. remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that you never have to remind me to remember you, I ALWAYS DO

A husband and wife noticed that their little boy’s penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast. When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says,’ Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father.

Besides “GO LOCK THE DOOR FIRST”

What other inspiration words do you knw

If someone in a Taxi decides to look at your Chat
.
Just turn On the Front Camera
You will thank Me later

Beat An African Black Child And When He Starts Crying , Console Him With Some Sweets And Ask Him Who slapped Him ? 😕😒 He Will Point Another Person 😩😭

That’s How Corruption Started in Africa

Dear God
Please give our ladies money so they date
who they love..
Most of them are dating idiot cus of money
Should I increase the volume?