Yes!! Some Of You Only Write JHB Because
You Can’t Write Johanesbeg.

Her : Unlock Ur Phone
Me : So U Want Us To Break Up Just Like That

When you think about it, you don’t really wash your hands,
they just wash each other and you just stand there looking at them
like some kind of supervisor

A married man goes to confessional and
says to the priest, “Father, I had an affair
with a woman… almost.”
“What do you mean almost?” question the
priest.
“Well, we got undressed and rubbed
together, but then I stopped.”
“Rubbing together is the same as putting it
in,” explains the priest. “You’re not to go
near that woman again. Now, say five Hail
Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.”
The man leaves confessional, says his
prayers, and then walks over to the poor
box. He pauses for a moment and then
decides to leave.
The priest quickly runs over to the man and
exclaims, “I saw that… you didn’t put any
money in the poor box!”
“Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like
you said, it’s the same as putting it in!”

Ladies be Careful Wht u Do On FB.
You might be dumped for liking someone’s status or picture.
At this time of the Year any mistake is Red Card

Damn!! , 😬😠 I’m Never Gonna Visit My Big Sis For Holidays Again 😡 ..
This Woman Force Me To Bath Every Day