If yo wife is sick,don’t rush her to the hospital immediately,send money to her account first,if she doesn’t get well immediately then you can take her to the hospital.Just learnt there’s a new sickness common among women called moneylaria and the best treatment is bank alert
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Love the LADY
but dont touch
the BODY
if u touch the BODY
u become a DADDY
plz send this sms 2 10 boys and try 2 decrease the population in India
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Do You Still Remember Back Then When You Were Stupid AF That When You Found A Boyfriend
You’d Write:
.
– lebo 4 Kay
– True Love Never Die
– Die By Mistake
– Mistake By People
– People By Jealous
.
– On Your School Bag???
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When you greet people and they don’t respond….
What do you say in silence?😠
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I love food and sleep.
If I give you a bit of food or
text you all night,
that means something.
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There is no better proof of love than standing in front of someone and showing your soul.
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I have made a lot of mistake in my life
but I have never left a wedding ceremony
without eating.never 😅😂🤭
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Teacher: What Is Teaspoon?
Matshidiso: Is A Transport Of Food
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[Me in court]
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Judge : “Did you kill this man?”
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Ronnie : “No, a bullet killed him, you see a bullet is made of lead which comes from the ground.
The ground is part of nature so
this man died of natural causes…case closed!!!”
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what is happiness ….
happiness is when ur ex is dating some1 u can draw wit ur left hand
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If a woman asks you a question, it’s better to tell her the truth because chances are she’s asking you because she already knows the answer.
Fear those witches…
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Ever faked a story so good that
you even forgot that you’re lying ?
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I’ve stopped smoking weed after the day
I saw an Ant breastfeeding its babies….
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Having a Female bestie is cool
until She gets a Boyfriend
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If a man tells you he’s not like other men,
my sister ask him if he can give birth.
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I still get butterflies every time I see you,
even though I have seen you so many times before.
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