The only problem of being a visitor is not knowing
where to hang your underwears!

Whites: I’m broke.

Blacks: Maturity is when December doesn’t excite you anymore.

Teacher: “Did your father help you with your homework?”😕

Rich: “No✋…He did it all by himself”

Someone doesn’t even get angry in relationship
coz he/she doesn’t beg you

Some parents want their daughters to get
married but don’t allow them to go out. What do
they expect them to do?
Sit at home and
download the husband?*

Yes!! Some Of You Only Write JHB Because
You Can’t Write Johanesbeg.

The pain of waiting for visitors to go so you can eat!

What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) & a Political Thief (PT) ?

1.The Ordinary Thief steals your Money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.
But, The Political Thief steals your future, career, education, health & business !

2. The hilarious part is :
The Ordinary Thief will choose whom to rob. But, you yourself choose the Political Thief to rob you.

3. The most ironic one :
Police will chase and nab the Ordinary Thief. But, Police will look after and protect the Political Thief !
That’s the travesty cum irony of our current society!

And, we blindly say we are not blind !

A real wife stay awake the whole night to
make sure that Mosquitoes doesn’t bite her Husband

I walk slowly behind people to avoid greeting

Why I will never teach pre-school kids AGAIN
……
.
At the creche where I work, there is a little
girl named Vicky. She is so cute and
sweet.Yesterday, just before knocking off, I
found her busy, trying to put on her shoes.I
approached her, and offered to help her. It
was
such a torrid time. The boots seamed to be
smaller than her size. It took me 5 minutes
to help her wear them. When we were done,
after making a steps away from her, she
called me said
“Teacher, you made me wear banana”.
When I looked at her shoes, to my
embarrassment, I realised I had misplaced
her shoes – the banana style. Upon trying to
take off the shoes again, it took me 3
minutes. After struggling so much I
eventually managed to remove them and
tried putting them on again, this time the
correct way. However, it was more difficult
than the first time.
When I finished, she said: “Teacher, these
shoes
are not mine!”
I really got angry, but since I work with little
kids,
I had to be patient and control my anger. I
struggled to remove the shoes. I then asked
Vicky where her own shoes were and this is
what she said:
“These shoes belong to my sister, my mum
is the
one who made me wear them in the
morning today”.
This time I boiled in anger. But since I
always do
my job perfectly and whole heartedly, I
helped her to put on the shoes again. When
we were done, Vicky pulled another
shocker, yet again.
“What about the socks, teacher?” she asked.
I wondered whether I should laugh or cry.
Politely and swiftly I asked her, “Where are
the socks Vicky?”
She innocently replied: “I shoved them in my
shoes, they are in front of my toes”
I simply resigned!

Propaganda who is foolish enough to trade land for a mirror if you see your reflection on water everytime you drink from a river? Logic brothers and sisters can give us clues on the back the hand that Bill Fill (how ever his name is spelled) fed us in his film. I am not trying to be clever or anything but please remember when the great tata Sobukhwe said “eat and Chou but please never swallow it might be poisonous”. Khakhe niyeke ubhala into eniyibone etivini okanye niyifunde kwi history esikolweni sisondliwa ngamadlagusha its not yet uhuru critical thinking is vital