There are only two times I want to be with you,
now and forever.
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That’s How Lazy Boyfriends Stays at home
doing Nothing!. .
.
I Helped my Neighbour to carry a 20litre
bucket full of water up to 4th floor . .,She
was like. .”Thanks a lot. Mr Rainbow Just Put
it down there at the door. . ‘My Boyfriend is
inside He will come and carry it”
.
I took It Back Downstairs and kick that
bucket with my Boots
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Hubby:hello baby.
Wife:hello swiddy.
Hubby: i ll come back home a bit late dear.
Wife:i know you are with your bitches.you are
a very bad man.i don’t even know why you
chose to marry me.i don’t want you any more.i hate you!
Hubby:take it easy dear. i’m in bank righ now….
Wife:haaa!how did you know i needed some cash? you r such a darling!
bring me R10 000 baby.i love you baby.let me even
prepare a bath and food for you.oh!
please get me chicken and chips on your way back.
Hubby:im in a BLOOD BANK trying to donate some blood…
Wife:fool….tell them to drain all the blood
from your body!stupid man.
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She will text you saying gudnyt honey nd still text another guy
same time nd say i’m at your gate sweet!!
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Thank you Lord for another beautiful day.
For opening up my eyes & ears,
to see & hear the goodness You’ve left here for us.
Teach me more
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Teacher : What’s wrong ?
John: Our house is very small.
John: My mum,my dad, we sleep on the
same bed. Every night my dad asks, John are
you sleeping ? Then I say No & then he slaps
my face & gives me a Black eye”
Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again,
keep dead quiet. don’t answer . The
following morning John comes back with a
severe black eye again.
Teacher: My goodness, Why the black eye
again ?
John: Dad asked me again, John are you
sleeping ? I shut up & kept dead still.Then
my dad and my mom started moving, you
know, at the same time Mum was breathing
like a Christmas chicken, kicking her legs up
frantically and squealing like a Hyena on the
bed. Then my dad asked my mum, Are you
coming ? Mum said, Yes I’m coming, are you
coming too ? Dad answered:- Yes. They
don’t usually go anywhere without me so I
said, wait for me, I’m coming too
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I Want a Girl Who Will understand that I Won’t Even spend a cent on her..! 👌
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To gain something you’ve never had,
you have to do something you’ve never done.
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My boyfriend want to produce me to him parents
and I’m so skirt what can I do guns?
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A touching Story:
A boy touches a girls hand,
and the following a girl touches the boys hand…
what a touching story.
😄😃😆😁😀😀🤣😂😂
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Mom: why are u late? How many times do i have to tell u to go home before 7 pm?
☆
Daughter: Not now mom, im tired! Projects, Assignments, stress, exams, e.t.c
☆
<The mother fainted right there because her daughter was in preschool
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U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs.
If God Himself gave them eyebrows,
they shave it and draw their own.
God gave them nails,
they cut it off and fixed their own,
God gave them* *hair,
they cut it off and fixed their own,
He gave them breast,
they repackage it to the size and shape they want.
God gave the lips,
every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick.
*If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ? 😂😂. My brother don’t kill yourself
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The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
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3 things girls can’t control:
1. Tears.
2. Jealousy.
3. Curiosity.
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Soon some girls will realise it was not love😉
It’s was winter
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Is your Man stingy ?
Are you tired of him ?
Do you deserve better ?…
Hurry now, get a Job and leave someone’s son alone,
Satan✋
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