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Maths Sir: What Is A Line?
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A Genius Answers:
A Line Is A Dot, Going For A Walk…!!
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Leave that abusive relationship before you become a motivational speaker…
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Just Trust yourself because only you are the one
that can make things work for you…
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I went for a wedding today, my village people forgot to follow me.
Guess what?
They started sharing rice from my seat. 😂
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Sthandwa sam should i change the channel to watch soccer?
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Busha: No please watch porn
You know how to play soccer moc
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Some people are very angry at you
because you are not suffering the way they expected you to,
May God keep on disappointing them.
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Selibona Nyaa says:
If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of “buy one get one free”!
2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “B”. Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a “P” Peticoat, panties, pussy…No wonder men suffer from high B P!
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you’re screwed.
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you ‘HANDSOME’, don’t take it as a compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife’s panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband’s dick hard, not his life..!
Now that I’ve educated. you, go ahead and educate someone else.
When a lady is pregnant,all her friends touch her stomach ad say “Congrats!”.But none of them come and touch the man’s Penis and say “Well done!”
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.
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“I Will Never Cheat On You”
I think this sentence was made in China..!
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An old man saw a scorpion
drowning and decided to pull it
out from the water. He calmly
puts
his hand to reach the creature,
when he did, the scorpion stung
him…
With the effect of the pain, the
old
man let go the creature and it fell
back into the water. The old man
realising that the scorpion was
drowning again, got back and
tried to rescue it but then again it
stung him. He let go it again…..
A young boy standing by
approached the old man and
said;
“Excuse me sir, you are going to
hurt
yourself trying to save the evil,
vicious creature, why do you
insist?
Don’t you realise that each time
you try
to help the scorpion it stings you?
The Man replied;
“The nature of the
scorpion is to sting and mine is to
help”. It will not change in
helping the scorpion.
So the man thought for a while
and used a leaf from a nearby
tree and pulled the scorpion out
from
the water and saved it’s life…
Then turning to the young boy,
he
said…
“Do not change your nature. If
someone hurts you, just take
precautions;
Some pursue happiness while
others create it…
Let your conscience be your guide
in
whatever you do…
When life presents you with a
hundred reasons to cry, show it
that you have a thousand and
more
reasons to smile….
More importantly, always be the
reason for that precious
SMILE!
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Imagine playing truth and dare in a party
and being dared to go home
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A Woman Is Driving First Time On The Highway.
Her Husband Calls & Says: “Be Careful Love,
It’s Just Been On The Radio That Some One Is Driving The Wrong Way On The Highway”
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Forget the things that made you sad and remember those that made you glad.
Forget the troubles that passed away and remember the blessings that come each day.
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Rich people : “money doesn’t matter.”
Good looking people : “the look doesn’t matter.”
Society : everything matters
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When you make mistakes,
that’s when you know you are really trying.
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If you love her, never fill her ears with lies,
her mouth with words,
her eyes with tears,
her mind with confusion and her heart with pain.
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