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That Moment When Your Chatting With Bae On
Whatsapp And Facebook But Ka Different Topic

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I slept at this woman’s place🏡, then at night her husband came, i dont knw 🙅how it ended but now am in a room sleeping 🏨and I am seeing people dressed in white holding things like medicine💉💊.
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I dont knw whats wrong

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I’m jealous of my parents.
I will never have a son so cute as they have.

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Her:Bbe please unlock your phone 4 me📱
Me:Bbe do u still rememmber you once cheated on me

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Conversation between a Nigerian dad and his son

Son : dad can you please give me some cash I’m Broke

Dad : where are you son ?

Son : South Africa

Dad : open a church son

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I lose my world behind your love. ..
I feel my life in your touch …
You become my habit ….
Which I never want to leave.

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I hve lots of jokes in my inbox,
bt i can’t send u all u them’
it will take a lot of time,
so i’m sending u jst 1 joke
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“u r so beautiful”

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I don’t know why females still asking for
Valentine’s presents Didn’t Oscar
Pistorius ended it here in South Africa?

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People that are meant to be together always find each other in the end.

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A guy with bright blue, green and orange color hair was
standing at a bus stop.
Few moments later an elderly man stood near him and
kept staring at him hard.
Annoyed by the stares the guy asked him, “Wotz up oldie! Never done something wild?”
To this the old man replied,
“Yeah,I f*cked a peahen once and Im wondering if you are my son.”

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That friend that swears you out, push you around and embarrass you in front of people they want to impress or simply show off, is not a friend.

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Is there a support group for people who wake up on time but lay in bed until they’re late?

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Ladies, please try as much as possible to look like your profile picture.
This is the 10th time I have wasted my petrol

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If I meet the shopkeeper in the neighborhood today, I’ll finish with him.
Last night, I went to buy condoms, he tells me it’s finished. This morning, when my wife went to buy bread, he told her to tell me that the condoms I was looking for are now available. What is the professional secret of a shopkeeper?

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