I’ve never heard Gays saying “Men are
trash ”
.
Ladies are lying Shem

I went to shoprite and grabbed some
items that I wanted and then walked to
the counter and told the cashier: “Hi, I
would like to return these items”
.
And she said: “Sure thing, do you have a
receipt?”
.
I replied: “No! I think I lost it”, she said:
“I’m sorry sir, you can’t return items back
to the store without a receipt”
.
I said “OK”, never mind ” and walked out of
the store with my new stuff

If Your Man Can’t Afford you,
Afford Your Self My Sister
You are Not His Debit order

So I was in a taxi and there’s muscular,
weird looking guy in the back. His
phone rings and he answers, “Sure thing
boss, I’m in a taxi with him and I’ll
shoot him when he gets off “.
.
As I am talking to you right now,
everyone refused to get off the taxi,
we’re now at the Taxi driver’s gate

I’m taking my girlfriend back to school the only reason she writes Xmas is because she doesn’t know the spelling of Chresms.
Stupid girl !!!

When you are no longer in love with a guy
, the sound of his snoring irritates you ,
but when you are still in love with him you
will be tempted to record it and use as
your ringtone

Decade = 10 years
Century = 100 years
Millennium = 1,000 years
A girl tells you we will be Together forever = 1month

I only want one girlfriend but if God gives me Five,
Who am i to say no?

My Teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said said ”
At the end of this ruler there’s an idiot!””

I got detection after asking which end

WhatsApp needs to calm down, you will send “❤” to someone and it will enlarge and start beating. Lmao it ain’t that deep please..!