I’ve never heard Gays saying “Men are
trash ”
.
Ladies are lying Shem
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I’ve never heard Gays saying “Men are
trash ”
.
Ladies are lying Shem
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On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
“What’s the matter? Are you sick?”
“No, I’m okay. It’s just that I hate to see an old lady standing.”
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Every woman is wrong until she cries,
and then she is right, instantly.
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I went to shoprite and grabbed some
items that I wanted and then walked to
the counter and told the cashier: “Hi, I
would like to return these items”
.
And she said: “Sure thing, do you have a
receipt?”
.
I replied: “No! I think I lost it”, she said:
“I’m sorry sir, you can’t return items back
to the store without a receipt”
.
I said “OK”, never mind ” and walked out of
the store with my new stuff
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When a short girl is under an umbrella it looks exactly like mushrooms 😜😜
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If Your Man Can’t Afford you,
Afford Your Self My Sister
You are Not His Debit order
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So I was in a taxi and there’s muscular,
weird looking guy in the back. His
phone rings and he answers, “Sure thing
boss, I’m in a taxi with him and I’ll
shoot him when he gets off “.
.
As I am talking to you right now,
everyone refused to get off the taxi,
we’re now at the Taxi driver’s gate
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I’m taking my girlfriend back to school the only reason she writes Xmas is because she doesn’t know the spelling of Chresms.
Stupid girl !!!
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When you are no longer in love with a guy
, the sound of his snoring irritates you ,
but when you are still in love with him you
will be tempted to record it and use as
your ringtone
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Ultimate Thought Of Wiliam Sxfear 4 All Beautiful Grls.
Be Wid Sumone Who Spoils Ur Lipstick
Not Ur Eyeliner
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Decade = 10 years
Century = 100 years
Millennium = 1,000 years
A girl tells you we will be Together forever = 1month
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I only want one girlfriend but if God gives me Five,
Who am i to say no?
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My Teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said said ”
At the end of this ruler there’s an idiot!””
I got detection after asking which end
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WhatsApp needs to calm down, you will send “❤” to someone and it will enlarge and start beating. Lmao it ain’t that deep please..!
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Never Give Up On Your Dreams My Brother
Just Keep Sleeping
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Life is the most difficult exam;
Many people fail because they try to copy others,
Not realizing that everyone has a different question paper .
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