Ladies,pls upload the pictures of your sugar daddies,
am looking for my grandpa for the past 2 days now..
Pls release him Valentine is over.
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What do you call fly with no wing
Walk
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BANGWE: Honey, its like
the light in the toilet is now automatic!
WIFE: What happened?
BANGWE: When I opened the
door the light came on and after I urinated
and closed the door the light went off!
WIFE: Drunkard! you have gone to urinate
in the FRIDGE again!!!!!!
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would
be in your hands all day.
Husband: Really! but you probably did not
realize that I am not reading the same
newspaper each day! but a new one
everyday
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Meeting you was fate ,becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.
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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, triple-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. The caller complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them.
Helloooo,……….. just because I’m a Senior Citizen doesn’t mean that I am automatically mentally challenged.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year–that these windows would pay for themselves in a year—
Hellooooo? It’s been a year, so they’re paid for, I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.
He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
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Love Never Works When Doubt is Bigger Than Trust,
Ego is bigger than Tolerance, &
Expectation is Bigger Than Communication.
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If You Girlfriend Comes Home Late.. After School Hours & Tells You That
” Today At School We Had Fun..
Brother She’s Cheating On You..
There’s Nothing Fun At School..Trust Me
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I feel sorry for women married to teachers😌😌😌 instead of finding money in their husband’s pockets while washing their clothes,,,,,, they find chalks and list of noise makers😅
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The single finger of friend that wipes out your tear
during your failure is much better than the one
0 fingers which come together to clap for you.
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Type “Crush” And Whoever Replies With A “Hello”,
Start Chatting With ’em…
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Teacher: whoever answers my next question,
can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
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Scientists have discovered a new muscle in the human body called paraphalix Engina. It is the longest muscle ever discovered in living mammals. It connects the eye lid to the anus. *That is why the anus opens when you blink.* Now look at this idiot trying to blink to see if it’s true. I couldnt accept to be the only idiot. Come and beat me if u want.
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Dating A Slim Girl Can Be So Confusing🚷
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You Don’t Know Whether She Needs Love Or Food😧
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If your wife/gf is rude all you need to do is to promote her to be a first lady then find a second lady!!!!
Thats how we deal with rude wife or gf.
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My friend there is no word in english called “eated”…leave facebook and focus on your grammar……………. Facebook is for those of us who readed their bookes and finished them, dont come here with your broken english, you hered me?
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