In a bus, two women were fighting over a seat,
And the angry drive shouted: “the ugly one should take the seat”
The two women stood up the whole journey😂😂😂
Some drivers are as wise as King Solomon…

Girlfriend : You’ve never smiled at me ever since we started dating, why?
Jonso: You said you want a serious relationship.

Husband (text): Babe I was in an accident. I got hit by a car. Zinhle took me to the hospital.
I have a dislocated shoulder and the doctors say I may never walk again…
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Wife: Baby, who the hell Zinhle???
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Girls 😂😂😂

At a wedding ceremony the pastor asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn’t go on; it was time to stand up and speak, or forever let them hold their peace.
*The moment of utter silence was interrupted by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started slowly walking toward the pastor*.
Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom’s mother fainted. The bridal trail scooted towards the door.The groom’s men huddled together like a bereaved flock, wondering how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman, “Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?”
*The woman replied, “I can’t hear from the back.*”

A man walks into a restaurant and wants
to order a chicken,but unfortunately he
can’t remember what *chicken* is called in
*English*. The waiter who wants to take
his order is only English proficient. So the
Zulu man seeing the guy at the table next
to him with a plate with *4 boiled eggs*
on it. He points to the plate of eggs and
says to the English proficient “Arrange me
their mother”

I will register but I’m not gonna vote Coz
that’s what they also do to us mos?
They promise us but they never deliver??