Ugly girls be like
Him: Hi
Her: What???
Him: nothing, how are you?
Her: please i don’t have time just talk i
want to go somewhere else
Him: Sorry, i just wanted to ask you where
can i find beautiful girls

If You Come To See Me And They Tell You I’m Not Around But You Still Arguing, I Will Come Out Myself And Tell You Am Not Around

Do you still remember those awkward days in schools during Exams?
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1. When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it…😳
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2. When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished and did not see anywhere where it was required…😧
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3. When the invigilator says jump question 6 we will rectify it later, but it was the question you enjoyed most when answering…😟
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4. When you see people busy using rulers and you are wondering what is going on…😣
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5. When you hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer to question 5 was 35.5% or 36% and your answer was -264

Why American Names Are Like – “Jackson, Wilson, Markson, Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davidson, Jemson, Johnson”

Because This Is The Easy Way For Mom To Remember Who Is Whose Son.

i seriously don’t know why people expect pastors’ kids to be like them.
God only called their fathers.
It wasn’t a conference call…

is it a crime to stop taxi and greet all pessangers ,
i did it but i nearly got killed by pessangers and even too much insults,
“we are loosing our culture as africans

Rosy was one of those UGLY women, so ugly that it hurt; she had never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help. Honey! said the psychic. You will not have
luck in love in this life. But after death, you will be a
much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet.
rosy left very happy and so excited, as she went
over a bridge she thought “the sooner I die, the sooner my next happy life begins”
So she decided to jump off the bridge right away.
But, incredibly rosy didn’t die after she jumped! She fell on the back of a truck full of
bananas, she lost her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not
being able to see very well and not knowing where she was, she started touching and feeling
her surroundings, feeling all the bananas! she mumbled with a huge smile on her face and said “GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE!! ONE AT A TIME!

No one wears expensive clothes like a guy
who’s not taking care of his child