Mara have you ever Met Bae 👫,
While you with your Bae 💏,
and while He is with His bae too

Nothing left to see in this world anymore.
I’m donating my eyes

I drove my secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at our office party.
Although nothing had happened, I decided not to mention it to wife, who being a suspicious person, could be very jealous.
Later that night, my wife and I were driving home in the car when I spotted a single high-heeled shoe under her seat.
When she wasn’t looking, I picked up the shoe and tossed it out of the window.
Later, as we got out of the car at home, my wife asked, “Honey, have you seen my other shoe?”
Life of a husband is so difficult and stressful!

Tht moment whn a Zulu guy says: I’m Solly and u get confused
whether he’s apologizing or introducing himself

WHO TO DATE?

1. If you want a romantic poor guy date a VENDA guy

2. If you want true love and someone who will rather have Aids with you than leave you,
date a Ndebele guy from Pretoria, Mams or Pheli

3. If you want a man with a big d*ck like a R25.00 wors n know how to use it then date Shangaan men.

4. If you want a man who does not mind spending money on you get a Tswana man from Rustenburg.

5. If you want your son to be a taxi driver/que marshall then date a Zulu guy.

6. If you want your son/daugter to be a good attorney and a good liar then surely date a Xhosa man.

7. If you want to be in an abusive relatioship dont hesitate the road is simple go to Eldos’ and date Coloured’s.

8. If you want to spend most of the times craving for sex and getting it once in three weeks, date any Mzalwane guy.

9. if you want to have a man with a high sex drive date a ZCC man

10. If you don’t want to run out of chili spices then surely date Indian men from Durban .

11. If you want your son to be stupid and expect the world not to notice it then date a Pedi guy from any place that starts with Ga-. (e.g. Ga-Maja)

12. If you want to spend lots of money in your life and being listed on ITC then date an Afrikaner

13. If you want to stay with the stolen goods date a zimbabwean boy

14. If you want to date the african mafia date Nigerian boy

15. If you want to stay with a man who will leave you the whole weekend and come back when you ask he only says ‘Angati’ .. Go for a Swazi guy

16. If you want a “vat en set” guy for life, date any guy driving golf in Gauteng, preferably Soweto, Alex and Tembisa

17. If you want to be married and stay in the back room at your hubby’s home date Mohlakeng, Carltonville mamelodi,pheli and Kagiso guy..

WHO ARE YOU DATING?
ITS NOT PERSONAL

Dating 2000s Is All Fun And Crazy Until When She Dumps you She Be Like:
“When We First Met u Were Custard,🔥 Time Passed By and you Turned Into Mustard💔… But In The End you Were A Bastard… Its Over!!!” 😮

No One Can Clean A Room Faster Than A Niqqer
Who’s Wait For A Girl To Come..

Some people go around busy saying, ” Alcohol is addictive”. 😂 😂 😂
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It is obvious that they don’t know any thing about air time advance

I Want a Girl Who Will understand that I Won’t Even spend a cent on her..! 👌