Men with beards 50 years ago: “I’m going to the woods to chop down some trees.”

Men with beards today: “I’m going to the shops. There’s a new face mask that’s gluten-free.”

Women also need to individually look and ask themselves if
they would stay if they dated themselves..!

Zuma Said:
Due To Water Crisis In Cape Town
No More Baby Shower😂😂😂 Is Allowed

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence
in the world but they still want a confession.

Meanwhile At The ATM 👇

– Me : Are You The Last Person On The Queue ?
– Her : i Have A Boyfriend

Facebook is Destroying our Mindset
“Yesterday at Town in Shoprite
a black guy saw a Beautiful girl
and Said: Nice Pic Gal😍

Gone are those days when women cry over breakup ….
Nowadays once u leave they will be like “Neeeeeext

When I was mentally ill
I thought one girlfriend was enough

Pastor Bushiri: Next Year is 2020
Followers: O.M.G How did He Know?

Teacher: Rainbow, define the word “coward”.
Rainbow: It’s a cow that gets award.

I don’t know why I’ve been suspended.