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Birthdays are good for your health
Studies show people who have more brithdays tend to live longer..

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-Every Time She Ends a Long Conversation Saying He Should Go
She Hopes To Hear – No, I’d Stay.
But All He Says is – Okay, Bye Tc.

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*I am self employed so if you see me talking alone don’t bother to ask me , no problem ,maybe I have staff meeting

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Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets. In her stomach the babies were talking to each other. The first baby says “I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here”. The second baby says “I want to be an electrician because it is so dark in here”. And the last baby says “I want to be a hunter, because if that damn snake comes back in here im going to cut it off.

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I had a dream last night and I was eating rice with my bare hands,
today I’m going to sleep with a spoon I’m not taking chances ✋

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You are where your solution is. Talk to yourself like you would talk to a friend. It is not abnormal; it is rather a way to become absolutely normal. Ask yourself what makes you more happy and how you’d like to be. Allow your thoughts to be non-judgmental so you experience more happiness than pain.

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It is the absolute worst feeling when
someone hurts you and they have no
idea they’re breaking your heart into a
million pieces.

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In exam they give me questions I don’t
know I give them answers they don’t
know……simple as that

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STOLEN Please Read 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿 *Letter from a Late Mother to her son three days after her burial:*
Dear Son,
I want to know why I died like a poor woman when I have a Son like you.
My Son, I wanted to bless you before I die, but now I have gone with my blessings.
My breakfast, my lunch and my dinner was one of my challenges when I was alive, but u spent money to cook all types of foods, meats and different types of drinks on my burial day.
My Son, you choose to spread and rubbed my dead body with costly fragrance when I was using groundnut oil as my favourite cream.
You dressed my Corpse with an expensive cloth when it was difficult to buy a wrapper for me.
When my Corpse was in the Mortuary you came to check on me from time to time, you care about my Corpse than when I was alive why ?
The most painful thing is the kind of expensive coffin you put my Corpse when I was living in an uncompleted house.
When you were young I starved for you to eat and satisfied, I wore one cloth in order to provide enough clothes for you. I thought you would take care of me when I grow old.
You completed the house, painted it and cleared the compound in one week just to celebrate my Corpse.
Now you wrote tribute to me saying “Mama, I love you so much rest in peace” – When I died with a broken heart.
Finally, my son, I wrote this to remind you that there is no other person that loves a child like a mother. May God forgive you.
MORRAL LESSON
DONT BE USELESS EVEN TO YOUR MOM

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WE ARE EXPERIENCING HIGHER THAN NORMAL ASS EATING VOLUMES,
PLEASE REMAIN EATING ASS.
YOUR ASS WILL BE EATEN IN THE ORDER IN WHICH IT WAS EATEN IN

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90% of what is considered IMPOSSIBLE” os infact possible.
The other 10% will become possible with the passage of time & technology.

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Welcome to south Africa
Where Jesus send you a whatsapp massage
And threaten to kill you if you don’t forward it to 20 people

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Sometimes it’s his ‘Car’
that keeps the relationship going…

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After smoking my weed😷
I saw two guys wearing matching outfits✌
I asked them if they were gay. And they arrested me.

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I passed by an atm and saw the guy who owes me R1600 in the queue and then when he saw me approach him he was like is this the taxi rank asking people around him

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