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Jonathan Leave a comment

It was a practical session in the psychology class.

The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it.

The rat was in the middle of the cage.

Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one side and kept a female rat on the other side.

The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.

Then, the professor changed the cake and replaced it with some bread.

The male rat ran towards the bread.

This experiment went on with the professor changing the food every time.

And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.

Professor said: This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction.

Then, one of the students from the back rows said:

“Sir, why don’t you change the female rat?This one may be his wife!”

The professor stood straight up his finger pointing towards the student and said “You are a Damn Genius”

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Jenny Leave a comment

What is love?
Love is when your husband catches you with another man naked and still say “honey, dress up, let’s go home
* What is death ?*
Death is when you follow him

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Jonathan Leave a comment

People are going to talk, whether you’re doing BAD or GOOD.
Worry about YOURSELF before you worry about what others think.

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Jonathan Leave a comment

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life,
unless I buy something.

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Preet Singh Leave a comment

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap. Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.” This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
“Okay,” says the lawyer,” your turn.” She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, “Thank you,” puts her head on the pillow and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

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Jonathan Leave a comment

Me: Hy I’m Solomon.
him: So?
Me:lomon

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Jonathan Leave a comment

*My friend invited me to a wedding and while sitting I whispered to a person sitted next to me:*

*ME* the bride is ugly..
*PERSON:* if you dont mind, thats my daughter
*ME:* ooh am sorry I didn’t know you are the father..
*PERSON:* idiot am not the father, am the mother..
*ME:* heeeh

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Jonathan Leave a comment

When the UBER guy drives you to your boyfriend’s place
then the driver ask you
I’ve dropped lots of girls here.what do you do ?

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Jonathan Leave a comment

Pls let me know if you can help – A friend of mine bought tickets to the Champions League final match .. the problem is that he completely forgot that its his wedding on the same day … coz he bought the tickets few months before fixing his wedding date …. Now he wants to know if anyone is interested in getting married….!

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preye Leave a comment

Life is a journey…..
we all need to walk with our God through ot all.

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Jenny Leave a comment

People who are attracted to you because of
your pretty face or nice body
won’t be by your side forever.
But the people who can see
how beautiful your heart is
will never leave you.

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Jonathan Leave a comment

The Biggest Mistake You Can Make is Showing A Child
That Your phone Has Games Or Funny Videos

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Jonathan Leave a comment

I’m that type of person who just keeps quiet if someone hurt me. I don’t usually talk too much and tell them their mistakes. I just keep quiet and let them realize that they did something wrong. I don’t get mad easily but when I get mad, expect already that I will not talk to you nor sit beside you I want to distance myself from you I will not talk to you or say anything.

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Jonathan Leave a comment

got a lift from a Golf 7 GTI today it was amazin……when i got off i almost gave the guy my number, Ladies i understand now

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