When he says let’s go to my place..we won’t do anything..
my sister just say.. let’s go to Mc’donald.
.I won’t order anything..
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I prefer girl to sit next to me in a bus😁
bcoz some guys Armpit can make you jump out of a moving vehicle
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Mlondi ask a trainer in the gym:….
Mlondi : i want 9 impress that beautiful girl, which machine can i use
Trainer reply : use the atm
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You are on video call with your bae then you see your friend’s jacket on the wall of your bae’s room..!?
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Her: Hey
Me: Hlw
Her: Can I tell u something??
Me: Yes
Her: I have a crush on you?
Me: Close your eyes and tell me what you see??
Her: Nothing
Me: ✋😏That’s my feelings for you
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Text a girl a long paragraph telling her how much you love her, I bet she’ll read it 24/7.
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Girl : “how would you describe me?”
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Ronnie : “ABCDEFGHIJK”
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Girl : “whats that?”
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Ronnie : “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Funny, Graceful, Helpful, Intelligent”
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Girl : “what about JK?”
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Ronnie : “Just kidding”
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“Beware”
Jealousy also comes in the form of “I’m Happy For You” 💯
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Malema: Jacob zuma what is a country next to USA?
Jacob Zuma: USB
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What is Reunion? Reunion is when you tell your Wife you are going to work nd you go to your neighbour’s Wife to make love with her.. Her Husband comes back, knocks on the door!!😨 You go hide under the bed😥 The wife Start feeling the pressure nd decides to go to the market to buy some food items.. Then the husband takes advantage of his Wife’s absence nd decides to call your Wife😨.. She comes over nd they make Love.. The other Woman forget the list she made for the food she’s going to buy… She knocks on the door, Your Wife panics nd decides to hide under the bed where you hiding😨😨 Now that’s what we call REAL REUNION
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Some 2k kids look like they
have 4 kids and a rent problem
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The person who took my shoes yesterday
while I was on McDonald’s Jumping Castle
please grow up marn, Nxa!! 😒😏
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The wife chewed out her husband at the company picnic awhile back.
“Doesn’t it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table five times?”
“Not a bit,” the husband replied. “I just tell them I’m filling up the plate for you!”
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Only black parents will :
1. Beat you for going a long time without being beaten
2. Crying after being beaten
3.Not crying after being beaten
4.Looking at visitors while they eat.
5. Sleeping while visitors are already woke up
6.Fighting with your peers & losing
7.Fighting with your peers & winning
8.Walking aimlessly where the visitors are seated
9.Talking back when asked a question
10. Not talking back when asked a question
Black parents have some cruel & unusual punishment techniques
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Facebook should just Introduce Voice Notes, We are Losing Some Arguments because we can’t💔 Spell Some Words..!
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Only Men Can Spend The
Whole Day Without Knowing Each other
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