Teeth said to Tongue:
-if i just pres u litle,u wil get cut.-
Toungue replied:
if i misuse one word against someone,
then your 32 will come out.
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Visitors act like they are focusing on the TV
when u bring the food.
Silibhekile.
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People aren’t afraid of saying ‘I love you’.
They’re afraid of hearing the response.
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“Nothing is better than enjoying life with the same person you struggled with.”
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Beautiful faces are everywhere but beautiful minds are hard to find
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Why don’t Polish women breastfeed their babies?
Answer because it hurts so much when they boil their nipples
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When your girlfriend say ” I’m out with my friends” and you ask her which ones? And she says “You don’t know them” 🙁
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My brother you better be prepared, you might as well start processing the break-up papers. She’s cheating sham
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My Doctor Told me that Im Left with 1 Month To Live .
I Killed him and the Judge gave me 25 years, problem solved
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1⃣God🙏 is bigger than all of our problems. Don’t lose hope. Have a never ending faith..❤
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2⃣Never let someone’s opinion become your reality. Never sacrifice who you are because someone else has a problem with it. Love who you are..☝🧡
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3⃣Reasons and excuses will prevent you from living the life you were meant to live..💚
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“Behind every married man who is suddenly losing weight,
There is a pregnant side chick who has refused to Abort!”
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Motivational speakers be like ”
I started My Chicken dust business with feathers only”
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I have made mistakes and am the one who will
correct those and at the end I will be the one with success..
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My brother, if her phone rings and she stares at you before picking …
Just know that your assistant is calling
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I will not delete you or block you.
I am keeping you there so you will be
able to see how happy I’m without you.
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When I hear myself eating crunchy food,
I wonder if other people can hear it too.
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FOR MEN ONLY
When you marry a woman,
Her mother becomes your mother-in-LAW,
Her father becomes your father-in-LAW,
Her brother becomes your brother-in-LAW,
Her sister becomes your sister-in-LAW,
Her extended family becomes your in-LAWS.
So, whom do you think your wife is?
SHE is the LAW!
OBEY the LAW and have peace with the state.
Don’t argue with me on this please.
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