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Do girls really look at other Girls butts🍑
and be like
“Damn i wish that was mine “

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People say falling in love is the best feelings ….
but I think finding a toilet
when you have running stomach is the best feeling ever.

😓😓😓

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If she cheat on u this December!
Just give her fake money, Mr price security will deal with her!
you will thank you later

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My dark days made me
strong. Or maybe I was
already strong, and they
made me prove it

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this year i lost, won, failed, cried, laughed, loved, but above all i learned.

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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.
“Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted $5,000 to compromise this case?”
The witness stared out the window as though he hadn’t heard the question.
“Isn’t it true that you accepted $5,000 to compromise this case?” the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, “Sir, please answer the question.”
“Oh,” the startled witness said, “I thought he was talking to you.”
Judge collapsed.

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Reality Of Human Society

Cigarettes,

Lighters,

And Matchboxes,

Have Connected More People Than “Nokia” Has.

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Urgently need a Mercedes Benz S class 2015 model..mileage not more than 15,000km.. ranging between R150 000 – R200 000. It shld have 17 inch rims..tinted windows..Any color with Sunroof. Please send the picture as soon as possible I wanna change my profile pic.

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WHO TO DATE?

1. If you want a romantic poor guy date a VENDA guy

2. If you want true love and someone who will rather have Aids with you than leave you,
date a Ndebele guy from Pretoria, Mams or Pheli

3. If you want a man with a big d*ck like a R25.00 wors n know how to use it then date Shangaan men.

4. If you want a man who does not mind spending money on you get a Tswana man from Rustenburg.

5. If you want your son to be a taxi driver/que marshall then date a Zulu guy.

6. If you want your son/daugter to be a good attorney and a good liar then surely date a Xhosa man.

7. If you want to be in an abusive relatioship dont hesitate the road is simple go to Eldos’ and date Coloured’s.

8. If you want to spend most of the times craving for sex and getting it once in three weeks, date any Mzalwane guy.

9. if you want to have a man with a high sex drive date a ZCC man

10. If you don’t want to run out of chili spices then surely date Indian men from Durban .

11. If you want your son to be stupid and expect the world not to notice it then date a Pedi guy from any place that starts with Ga-. (e.g. Ga-Maja)

12. If you want to spend lots of money in your life and being listed on ITC then date an Afrikaner

13. If you want to stay with the stolen goods date a zimbabwean boy

14. If you want to date the african mafia date Nigerian boy

15. If you want to stay with a man who will leave you the whole weekend and come back when you ask he only says ‘Angati’ .. Go for a Swazi guy

16. If you want a “vat en set” guy for life, date any guy driving golf in Gauteng, preferably Soweto, Alex and Tembisa

17. If you want to be married and stay in the back room at your hubby’s home date Mohlakeng, Carltonville mamelodi,pheli and Kagiso guy..

WHO ARE YOU DATING?
ITS NOT PERSONAL

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An Eagle does not fight a snake on the ground, it
picks it up thereby changes the fighting ground,
then releases it back to the ground. A snake has no
stamina, no power, no balance in the air. It is
useless, weak and vulnerable unlike on the ground
where it is deadly, wise and powerful, so as a child of God take your fight to the spiritual realm where
God takes charge. Don’t fight your challenges in the
physical realm; change grounds like an eagle. You
will be assured of a clean uncontested victory.
Pray n let God take control….the battle belongs to
the Lord. PLEASE KNOW THIS WE ARE NOT FIGHTING FOR
VICTORY, WE ARE FIGHTING FROM VICTORY.
Remember there’s nothing to be scared of.

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There will always be someone who can’t see your worth.
Don’t let it be YOU”

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No Woman Will Ever Get Caught Cheating..
Unless She Wants You To Know..!

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A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat no matter what…even If you buy an aeroplane for her she will start dating the pilot..😕😕

If you like take her out, feed her until she can’t walk again she will still crawl to another guy.

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Instead of wiping away your tears,
wipe away the people who made you cry

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The day you will be ready to have a baby
,pampers will be R850.00
and Baby milk will be R1650.00
so it’s now or never

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Don’t be a boring girlfriend,
sometimes you must take your boyfriend to the mortuary
to show him where he belongs if you find him cheating

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