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People Going To Church +🙏 Wearing So Beautifully 🔥♥ ,
How i Wish it Can Be Their Hearts That Are That CLEAN And BEAUTIFUL

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There’s no bigger peer pressure than All the people around you at church standing up for a song.

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Parents today are afraid to beat their kids.
Meanwhile I’m here remembering the time my mother factory reset me with a slap.

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My Goal in 2019 Is To Accomplish The Goals
I set In 2018 which i should have done in 2017
because i made a promise in 2016 which i planned in 2015

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Teacher: You had all weekend to do you homework!
Me: Uhm, sorry but I have a life…

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Being known by her family is nothing .I
want my picture in their dining room
written “Our Son In-Law”

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Next year I don’t want to hear about the Metro fm awards, DSTV Awards or Any other awards. I don’t want to see a single, actor, actress, singer, celebrity or sports person on any red carpet!!!
Next year I want to see nurses, doctors, ambulance crews,Scientists, health care support workers,Petrol attendant, Taxi Operators, Security Guards ,Police officers, Soldiers,Journalists,Farm Workers, shop workers and truck drivers, all essential workers, grocery store workers having free red carpet parties with awards and expensive goodie bags. If this doesn’t happen it will be the biggest injustice ever!!

Thank you! All of you that are working hard to keep our families safe and allow us to have food on our table

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Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM
Confused,i asked him what he was doing
He said, “just checking my balance ”

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I am ready to sleep forever and ever,
if you just want to be with me in my dreams.

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I’ve Done So Many Mistakes In My Life,
But I Have Never Left Without Eating At The Funeral

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Keep me. I’m the kind of person that stays with you
until you don’t want me anymore.

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Imagine you receive an SMS stating ” It’s over ” Whilst drinking Beers with Your Brother In Law 🤣
.
What are you gonna do

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Human beings are very strange.
They have ego of their knowledge but,
they don’t have knowledge of their ego

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Relationship Stress can make you look for a seatbelt in the toilet

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African girls thou!!

Malawi has Experienced an Earthquake a couple of days ago
and girls be like:
“Babe what are you getting me this earthquake season?”

Like for real?😂😂
Earthquake gift?

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