Since I saw my landlord’s wife coming out
of a hotel room last week she has been
bringing me food morning*, *afternoon
and evening*.
*I wonder what is her problem*

Gone are the days when Football was
watched by cheering fans…. Nowadays it’s
watched by terrified gamblers!!!

If your wife/girl friend answers her phone in front of you and starts clicking the “volume down” button. That’s him my brother…. thats him.

Your deputy is calling…thank me later

Trust me when i say, “I can’t change water into wine”. 😂 😂 😂
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But i can change your Bae into your Ex. Finish & klaar.

Boys 😀 🙂 🙂 🙂 😀
don’t You Wish :p
Don’t You Wish Years to Come You Can Go To Work !!!!! Come Back Home Tired Asf ! :p
park Your Car 😀
your Kids Come Running And Screaming “Papa” 😀
enter A Clean House :p Open A Kitchen Door And Smell Dinner :p
Enter A Clean House Find Wifey Wearing Something Sexy Af !!!!
Get A Kiss From Wifey Then “How Was your day Baby” 😀
And Later You Go With Wifey To Bed And Hit Things Up While The Kids Are Sleeping 😀 😀
Speaking Of Real Niggas Goals !!!!!!!!!!! Feel Me !!!!

When he says let’s go to my place..we won’t do anything..
my sister just say.. let’s go to Mc’donald.
.I won’t order anything..

Black people will see their ex classmates pregnant and say “Eish this girl was very quiet at school.”
Who said pregnancy comes with noise?

A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.

Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings,
“I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

Meanwhile: 😔😢😥👇
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– Teacher : Why Your Paper is Blank ?
– Me : Sometimes “Silence” is The Best Answer ..