SOMe stOriES aRe writtEN witH Pen
aNd soMe aRe writtEN witH Pain
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I shout,I swear,I get angry, I get scared, I fall,I break,I mess up,
I make mistakes but
if you can’t take me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best
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Enough about jokes on *wives*. Now somethng for *husband*…😉
A new metal is added to *chemistry*:
• Name – *Husband*
• Symbol – *Hb*
• Atomic weight:
– Light when found
first
– Tends to get heavier
over the years with
time
• Physical properties:
– Boils at any time
with inlaws
– Can freeze in front
of his own family
– Melts if sees other
women
– Very bitter if
questioned
• Chemical properties:
– Very reactive
– Highly unstable
– Possesses strong
resistance to gold,
silver, diamond,
platinum, credit
cards and cheque
books
– Money saving agent
• Occurrence:
– Mostly found in
front of TV, Laptop & Mobile.
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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No wife👰 of mine will change
nappies alone, if you will be busy,
baby girl I will stay home and change
our baby’s
🍼 nappies . No wife 👰 of mine will
cook alone, you have to work late?
Baby girl, I will cook for you🍗 . No
wife 👰of mine will make her
breakfast alone, baby girl you are
unwell I will bring you breakfast 🍮
in bed. My wife 👰 won’t be
disrespected by my family 👪 or
friends , baby girl , I will defend 🔪
you. No wife 👰 of mine will sleep
angry! My Queen will be treated as a
Queen
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YOU GOTTA WORK HARD BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU WANT IS EXPENSIVE!!
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If women would just keep quiet, there won’t be any problem in any family.
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A *wife* & husband visited a farm, they saw a bull having sex with a cow. The *wife* asked the farm manager:
“How many times does a bull have sex per day?”
Manager replied: “6 times or more a day”.
*Wife: looks at her husband and says…..” you see!”
Then the husband asked the manager: “You mean 6 times a day with the same cow?”
Manager said ” No, No, with different cows everyday.”
Husband looks to his *wife* and says ….
“you see!!!!”
And the fight started !!
Who caused the fight???
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PLEASE DON’T ANSWER 🙈 it’s gonna cause another fight
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Most of church girls think that they are wife materials
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It’s okay to be scared. Being scared means you’re about to do something really, really brave
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Control Your Anger. It is
One Letter Away From Danger.
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All slim girls please gather here, I need a new broom.
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Girls think it’s cute smoking weed with their boyfriends. he will leave you for a decent girl then use your story for a testimony at church
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Some things in life you have to accept because
you have no control over it.
Other things you can change
because you have the control.
You just have to figure out
what’s worth fighting for.
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i love people who can make me laugh,
when i don’t even want to smile
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A boy said to his father
“I saw a girl and I want to marry her. She is so beautiful and she has gorgeous eyes.”
The father answered his son
“Of course son, let’s ask for her hand in marriage.”
When the father saw the girl, he admired
her beauty and he told his son, “You don’t deserve this girl, she needs someone who has experience in life and she can depend on, someone like me.”
The boy was surprised by the attitude of his father and he told him,
“She will marry me, not you.”
They started to fight and finally they decided both to go to the police station to solve their problem.
When they told their story to the police officer, he told them:
“Bring the girl so we can ask her about her opinion about this.” When the officer saw the beauty of the girl he said to the boy and his father,
“You both don’t deserve her, she needs someone who has prestige like me.”
The 3 men started a fight and
decided to go to the minister to solve their problem.
When the minister saw the girl, he said,
“She deserves to be married to a minister like me.”
The prince heard about their problem and called them all to
help them solve it but when he saw the girl he said,
“This girl will marry me.”
All the 5 men started
to fight.
Finally, the girl said,
“I have the solution! I will start to run and whoever catches me first, he will be my husband.”
When she started to run, the boy,
his father, the police officer,
the minister and the prince started to run to catch her.
Suddenly the 5 men fell into a
deep hole.
The girl looked to them from the top and she said
“Did you know Who am I? I am the Temporal World!!!
People want to run to catch me, they are racing to have me.
By doing that, they forget their God,
until they end up in their grave and won’t have me….”
Moral lesson!!!
Don’t forget God because he
didn’t forget to wake you up
today.
If you’re grateful stop and thank God by typing
“Thank You God”
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Happiness is the only thing you can give without having.
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