Did you know that you can talk about being a proud young mom without mentioning those that terminated their pregnancy.❤
~•~
Talk about being educated without mentioning those that dropped out.
Let’s try this, let’s not shine through others.💯
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Can’t stop laughing 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
I will never lie again.
Today I was coming back from church, in the kombi
there sat a very pretty girl. All the guys in the bus were
staring at her. Some of them passed their destinations
without knowing. As for me, I was very proud of myself because I sat next to her. I did all the signs I could to make her feel my presence
but all in vain. An idea came to my mind. I took my
phone and dialed a fake number as guys always
do to attract girls’ attention.
Me: Hello Sam, I’m calling to tell you that I can’t make it today because I’ve just received a call from our CEO asking me to replace him at
a meeting bcz he is not yet back in tge country. Pls tell my brother to use my Range Rover 2017 to pick my mum from her dentist’. I will be home late. Thanks Sam. I will Sam. Once again, Thanks.
All this while, the girl
was looking at me. I said in my heart that she would fall for me if I spoke to her now ..
Me: Hi baby, y r u looking at me like that? R u surprised?
Girl: Pls pick up your phone battery. It fell when u
were taking your phone out of your pocket…..🙄
I couldn’t raise my head till I got off the kombi
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To all those Girls I ignored when I was In a relationship I would like to apologise
😭😭😭
I’m sorry the devil was using me!
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Before Corona kills me. I have a confession to make to South Africa.
Bheki Cele was dating Hellen Zille in the 80’s and she cheated on him 7 times while she was drunk.
This is why he hates Alcohol
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If someone in your life makes you to
forget your past,
then that someone is probably
your future .
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Hve you ever just looked at someone
while they’re doing something small
like driving or laughing and just smile
because you like them so much.
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Actions speak louder than words.
So believe what you see and
forget what you heard.
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Have you ever noticed that
A woman’s
“I will be ready in 5 minutes”
And
A man’s
“I will be home in 5 minutes”
Are exactly the same? 🤔
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Always remember that no matter how useless you feel,
you are someones reason to smile.
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HOW TO LOSE A GUY
Next time he text you at 🌑night,respond with
Senzo Mteshane:”she is sleeping bruh”
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Without you in my life, it’s total darkness…
Still waiting 4 ur smile to brighten up my day!!!
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Just Because You found Him/Her at Church doesn’t mean S/he’s the One, Demons👹 go to Church too! ✋
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My Heart Misses A Beat
Watching You Sleep
Our Corny Slippers
Monogrammed His And Her
By The Bed Blue For Me
Pink For You
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In Order to have a Girlfriend Nowadays
My Brother You Must Be Alright
Physically, Emotionally, Mentally, Kissically
Motorcally, and Walletically….
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A teacher asked a student,”Why do we drink water.”
The student replied,”Because we cannot eat it.”
Hahahahaha
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When u try to cheer yourself up by singing when you’re sad😣
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Only to find out that your voice is worse than your problems💪👏
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