I Told my uncle that I see myself wen I luk at him.
I don’t know why he smiled becoz there’s honestly too much Vaseline on his face
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Person 1: Hey Rachyl, do you remember me?
Person 2: Wrong number.
Person 1: What’s your number then?
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[Golden Facts of Life:]
When someone loves you💕, you don’t realise it… When you realise it, it’s too late… You always love the one who leaves you & leave the one who loves
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3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine then switched it off again, then he said “we have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him the bus fare, the 2nd guy said “Thank you”, the 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking that the 3rd guy knew that they are being robbed, but then the driver asked “what was that for”, the 3rd guy replied “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us”
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Maybe forehead kisses are actually to appreciate someone’s brain..
And that’s why most of you don’t get them
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Learn from yesterday,
live for today and hope for tomorrow.
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Happy New Year 2020
Wish you all the best 2020
#Mstar# happy happy to you all
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There are 2 thoughts in a girl’s mind
when they want to visit a guy for the first time.
“I will not have sex with him” &
“let me shave, just in case”
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When she’s busy explaining how her last boyfriend played her i just act surprise😱as if am not gona do the same
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Side chicks are young girls between the
ages of 16-22.So if you are 23yrs and
upwards dating a married man,my sister
you are a side hen,ostrich,peacock,turcky
and any other grown bird*
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Quote on kindness that will make positive change in the life of someone
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“In our neighbourhood there was a woman who used to steal a lot,she stole everything she came accross.
One day she got sick and went to the doctor,the doctor left her in his room for few minutes.as per her habits,she thought “What can i steal?”
Luckly there was meat on a tupperware on the table and she ate all of it,thinking it was BiltoN.
When the Doctor returned,he noticed that the tupperware was empty and asked her:”Didn’t u see the Foreskins of the boys I’ve just cut This Morning??
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Mama. Those who have preach 2 us that drinking
alcohol is unholy but have a box of wine in their church’s storeroom are here.
U never told us how 2 deal with them.Give us a signal mama!
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My sister stay away from a relationship
where you’re always crying you’re not at a funeral
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By the way Orlando Pirates last beat The Glamour Boys in the year 1BC!!!
😝😝😝😝
BC = Before Corona
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Some of you they never text their mothers on womens day to wish them bt today they will spend a lot of money to their womans who are cheating on them!!
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