I’m taking my girlfriend back to school the only reason she writes Xmas is because she doesn’t know the spelling of Chresms.
Stupid girl !!!
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Success only required focus and determination.
Sit up and fight the battle for grasp your success.
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Tip to reduce weight :
First turn your head to the right and then turn it to the left.Repeat the exercise everytime you are offered something to eat
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Teacher : class, can anyone of you tell me
the meaning of the word POSITIVE?
Peter; lts when you have got HIV
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Stop asking Girls if they Have a boyfriend. Take her out, buy her Food, Crack some jokes And make her laugh, give her Money and let her decide if she’s Single or not.
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Mlondi ask a trainer in the gym:….
Mlondi : i want 9 impress that beautiful girl, which machine can i use
Trainer reply : use the atm
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“WE RIDE, To fly
To feel
To touch
To breath
To laugh
To soar
To overcome
To relax
To prove them wrong
To belong
To feel strong
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It’s not a matter of finding the right person
but its a matter of being the right person
for the one you choose to love.
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One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love,
love someone else.
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Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a cat!”
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Don’t be too excited Today !!!!!
Everything still the same wife ,job,position work.
only calendar will change !!!!
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So what did your valentine get you as a gift ?
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I’m so good at sleeping,
I can do it with my
eyes CLOSED
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It was Sol’s birthday when his wife decided to take him to a night club out of town. When they arrive, the bouncer said: “Aaah Sol my man, long time no see. Welcome.”
Wife: (surprised) Babes, how do you know this guy?
Sol: That’s my gym partner.
As they got in, the bartender said “aw Sol madoda, welcome back. Same stuff?”
Wife: (in aghast) how does he know that you drink Amstel?
Sol: He served us at Thabo’s birthday.
As they were sitting down a stripper approaches them and say: aaah Sol, can we have some fun like old times?
His wife got irritated and draged Sol out and calls up a cab, as they get in the driver said “you got an ugly one this time my friend, same Hotel?”
Wife faints
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Just say these four words fast without stuttering
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“Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed”.
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hehe, you just called youself stupid.
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– Doctor, there is a patient on line 1 that say he’s invisible.
– Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.
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