She told me she was coming to my place by 9 pm, But she came by 7 pm and caught Continue Reading..

Love your problems and they’ll leave you soon

Did u know that superman and supermarket are cousins

I decided to travel to the USA THE VISA interview went as follows at the US Embassy: Officer : So Continue Reading..

Behind Every Successful Hangover There’s A Promise Of Never Drinking Again

Why do people think u gotta heal after a breakup? Im not injured! ..Next!

I wonder what pastors say when are chased by dogs. “Amen amen amen”

Yesterday I got a job at the army should I start shooting people or is it still early