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If your dad doesn’t have a beard, you’ve got two Mums.

My Crush😍: So Are you single? Me: I’ve been hurt 0616327639 times

I thought sleeping naked was fun until I was circumcised by a 🐀Rat 😥🙄

any position. Just come in. That’s how to work.”

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED

Dear ladies what’s the purpose of wearing mini skirt and spending the whole day pulling it down?

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