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I think Vendas were out of country. ….
when Jesus said”let there be light”

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THIS IS NOT A SCAM
If u are 21 and older and want to earn 3000 up to 15000 a month,
start looking for a job

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Where I’m from, when you kill a mosquito in the night,
the next morning,
you’ll hear that an old woman slept and didn’t wake up.

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Choosing Career Is Like Choosing A Wife From 10 Girls.

Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful And Intelligent Woman,

There’s Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9.

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When you drive carrots rich street a guy comes walking up to you and says he is very poor so you give him $20 and the guy goes to the the shop and sees the price for the pizza per box is $20 and he buys 222 boxes of pizza and goes to his palace.

Moral:always look at the streets name or else the donkey will kick you in the face

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Good morning-
Like the sunshine in the morning,
May this brighten your day
and remind you that you’re thought of in a very warm way.

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Making someone laugh when they’re feeling down
is one of the best feelings in the world

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Lord, I’m not gonna ask you to stop giving me challenges. But please make me stronger 😢

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If you see me walking in public,
just come to me and say, “Heita,
I am your Facebook friend”
than looking at me as if I stole your kidney.

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Crush:I love the weather today
Me:I love you too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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It’s not that I don’t have the money to buy IPHONE X.😏it’s just that they don’t have the colour I want. Cockroach Brown, mixed with pepper soup blur…

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Can i take your picture?
I love taking pics of natural disasters

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{You think You’re Ready for Relationship?}
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Let me break this down for you, that sh*t ain’t all about being lovey dovey everyday and all, some painful sh*t gonna happen. Every relationship feels like the best thing ever in the beginning. All the spoiling, sweet messages, long phonecalls, happiness, spending a lot of time together and good sex.
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Are you ready for the sleepless nights? Loosing weight? The insecurities? The jealousy? Falling out of love? Watching the spark in your relationship vanish? Being ignored? Not spending time like you used to? Being cheated on? Feeling like you are the only one putting effort in the relationship? The everyday fights? The painful words you are going to hear? Growing apart? Confusion? The rumours? The breakdowns? The stress? The moods? The 2min happiness, 7 days of tears?
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If you are not ready for all of this Then you are not ready for a relationship Most people go in and out of relationships
because every time their relationships reach this point they cant handle the heat! Most couples blame people or point
fingers at each other for their failing relationships instead of sitting down and discussing what the problem is and how to fix it. How do you expect your relationship🙄 to work if you are not🤔
trying to make it work🤔?!
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Most relationships go through this but all at different times and stages. If what you feel for each other is real y’all just going to have to pull through . Many couples give up on each other when their relationships reach this point, they are too lazy to try and make things work. Some be like “Love shouldn’t be this hard😳” Who said love🤔 is all rosey and smooth🙄? That sh*t💩 is hard and painful.
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To get to paradise you must pass through all the deserts, the forests, the rain and the thunderstorms🔥. Nothing worth having ever comes easy!

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BOSS:Do you believe in life after Death?

EMPLOYEE: “Certainly not sir! There ‘s no proof of it”, he replied.

BOSS : “Well, there is now.
After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral,
He came here looking for you.”

EMPLOYEE: …………………..

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I wish I could go back in time and find you sooner,
that way I could love you longer.

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