A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers .
Loading views...
Sub Categories
Car owners , let’s confuse them with car parts
Me: overtake 😄
Loading views...
*Protect yourself from Covid 19.. remember.. when you have it…you will be admitted to ICU..and your wife will have your phone..that’s so dangerous than covid 19 itself..avoid this scenario*
Loading views...
You don’t have a Valentine on Valentines day💞 ? Some people don’t have a mother on Mothers Day👸 or a father on Fathers Day👷 , you busy stressing out about a once off thing
Loading views...
Leaving University Res to Home:
1. There are no showers at home😭
2. There is no Free WIFI 😭
3. They’ll wake you up at 7am for no particular reason😭
But You will eat as much as you please… no budget😂
You leave the house and come back to a cooked meal..
Students often get mixed emotions at this time of the year
Loading views...
AS i Was In Court Couple Minutes Ago …. The Magistrate Shouted ” Order, Order”
And I Resonded : ” Mae, Coke , Dinkilana Le Dikwae ” Then Boom Now They Locked Me In A Dark Room… Hopefully My Order will Be Here Soon
Loading views...
Stepfather: “what must i bring back for my kids?”😎
Kids: “Bring back our real father”
Loading views...
WHAT WILL U DO IF YOUR EX CALLS U IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT & SAYS HONEY I’VE
BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT?I NEARLY DIED BT I
THOUGHT OF U FIRST!
WHAT WILL BE YOUR RESPONSE 2YOUR EX?
Loading views...
Before King Ahmed of Ottoman went to war,
he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen) in a
private room and gave the key to his best
friend Mousa and said: “If I’m not back in
four days, open the room and she’s yours …
”
He climbed on his horse and gallops off
towards the battlefield. Half an hour later,
the King noticed a cloud of dust behind him.
He stopped and saw his friend galloping
very fast towards him.
“What’s wrong ?” Asked the King. Out of
breath, his friend Mousa responded: “You
gave me the wrong key”
What????
can you imagine
He didn’t even wait for the said 4days
before trying the keys
Be careful, “that’s what some friends are
for”
Loading views...
You can’t date a depressed girl you found online
Loading views...
My sister, don’t let your boyfriend stop you from finding a husband.
Loading views...
K-KWESTA
F-FEATURING
C-CASSPER
ITS FINGER LICKING GOOD
Loading views...
*Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend’s 25,
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend’s 26,
so if you’re single its ok,
maybe he’s just not born yet
Loading views...
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing A Wife From 10 Girls.
Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful And Intelligent Woman,
There’s Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9.
Loading views...
A MARRIED COUPLE IN THEIR
BEDROOm THE WIFE IS BUSY
SINGING.
Husband: You know my wife
when
you sing like that I just wish you
were on radio.
Wife: (smiling): wow Love . Am I
that good?
Husband: No, at least on a
radio I
can change the station…..
Loading views...
Ladies…
Just because he put an engagement ring💍 on your finger that doesnt mean you must be rude and desrespect other men. You are not married yet but just booked for marriage. Remember booking can be cancelled anytime!!!
Nxaaa stop being n acting weird
Loading views...