Since yestdy I hvn’t been able to go to work cz my neigjbour cheated on his wife and she got angry nd shouted at him that she will also hav sex with all the neighbours
I’m still there waiting for my turn but she has’nt arrived till now,why women liars???
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No need to know where I’m going,
just need to know where I’ve been.
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I Was Embarrassed When My Boyfriend Said Babe Get Ready because
I Want 3 Children, 4kids , 3 Boys , 2 Girls , 5 Sons And 3 Daughters
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Just say these four words fast without stuttering
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“Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed”.
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hehe, you just called youself stupid.
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One day a student was in the class he stood up and asked is teacher
may I go to the washroom so the teacher said
first tell the alphabets he started ”
a ,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,k,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z”
the teacher asked where is p ?
so he said down my knees.
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A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?” The little boy thinks for a moment and says, “NONE!” The teacher replies, “None, how do you figure that?” The little boy says, “if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence.” The teacher replies, “Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!” The little boy then says, “Teacher, let me ask you a question. There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?” The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, “Well, I guess the one sucking her cone.” To which the little boy replies, “Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!”
🤣
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*People are wicked. My neighbour lost a goat and I am hearing that he has traveled to Malawi without even asking me. Is that how we solve things.*
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When you try to talk in a taxi and they give you a halls and
say eat this first you’ll talk after
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I remember One day I was driving a taxi,So 3 drunk guys came into my taxi,So I decided to test how drunk are they,I started the engine and turned it off and looked at those guys and said:Gentlemen we have arrived
1st drunk guy paid me
The 2nd Guy thanked me
The 3rd gave me a warmklap and I was shocked,So I asked and then why did u slap me ,The 3rd drunk guy said:Next time drive slowly u nearly killed us
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Admin my Right cheek is still sore
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A lady on telephone:
Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you.
Man: Do you know me?
Lady: Yes, you are the FATHER of one of my
KIDS!
Man stunned,oh my God!!!!
Are you Fiona
No
Are you Julie?
No
Are you Cissy??
No
Are you Flavia?
No
Are you Alice?
No
Are you Prossy?
No
Are you Vannesa?
No
Are you Grace?
No
Are you Sarah?
No
Are you Lydia?
No
Are you Agnes?
No
Are you Oliver?
No
Are you Beth?
No
Are you Carol?
No
Are you Gloria?
Lady in confusion
No Sir, I am the class TEACHER of your son
but you just made my day..
Let’s pray for men.
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That moment when your main chic and
side chic are both pregnant and you gotta
tell your wife…..
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My mind thinks of you the second I fall asleep and as soon as I wake up each morning.
Good Morning
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The world means a lot more when
people mean the world to each other.
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A girl will be happy dating a guy
who already has plan b for another girl.
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Busha: no sex today im still mourning my father
.
Mshini: I know…That’s why im wearing a black condom…Now open your legs..lets have sex…let me pay the condolences
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You deserve to fall in love with someone who will thank God everyday for having you.
Someone who will treat you like a blessing, and not a burden.
Someone who will constantly make you laugh and wipe away all your tears.
Always know what you deserve.
Don’t settle.
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