The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’
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There are three sides to an argument –
your side, my side and the right side
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Life is too short to hide your feelings.
Don’t be afraid to say what you feel.
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WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sex
DOCTOR: Okay, Give these pills to him.
Everyday,put one pill in his tea.
The woman did and they had sex which she really enjoyed.
Next day she thought to herself “It can only get better”
and puts two pills in his tea and they enjoyed more sex.
On the third day, she emptied the whole bottle in his tea.
Two days later doctor called to know the progress.
Their son answered, “My ass is very sore,
Mommy is in coma at the moment,
Aunty is in hospital, the maid is suing dad for rape and
daddy is still running naked in the garden, shouting Bingo! Bingo!!Bingo!!!
Even the dogs are running for their lives.”
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The Truth which you speak has Neither past nor Future-
It is,and that is ALL that it needs to be . . .
by Richard Bach-long time ago
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School Trip…
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Whites: Apple, Juice & R100
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Blacks: Full Chicken, Sandwich, Fridge, Stove,
Geyser, Mogodu, Half skop, Achar & R200
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I am still wondering what will happen if a pig 🐖 enters the gate of ZCC while they are busy praying😂😂😂
That day we must expect heavy storm or earthquake
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Let’s Kill English For Lifetime.
Me: Blood Is Water Than Thicker 😂😂😂
Let’s go!!!
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When I woke up this morning, I asked myself, “What is life about?” 💭 found the answer in my room… 😊 the fan said, “Be cool.”💨 The ceiling said, “Aim high.”✔ The window said, “See the world!”🌍 The clock said, “Every minute is precious.”🕖 The mirror said, “Reflect before you act.” 📷The calendar said, “Be upto date.”📆 The door said, “Push hard for your goals” the floor said kneel down and pray
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Thanks to those who hated me, you made me a stronger person
To those who loved me, you made my heart grow fonder
To those who envied me, you made my self-esteem grow stronger
To those who cared, you made me feel important
To those who entered my life, you made me who I am today
To those who left, you showed me that nothing lasts forever
Special Thanks to those who stayed, you showed me the true meaning of Love and Friendship…
Thank you
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it Doesn’t Matter if You Don’t Smoke Or You Don’t Drink ,
Okusalayo You Also Gonna Die You Healthy Bastard
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*some of you here are so quiet
yet we are all made from unprotected Sex
stop acting special… Just say hi
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Without self-discipline, success is impossible.
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I hate saying my name when I’m knocking on the door🚪.😕
I be like “ke nna” 😃
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Never hate something or someone
just because someone else does….
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Be with someone who can value your worth because you’re more than worth it.
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