when ZCC members fight
we call it star wars

Am I the only one who used to think that when there’s lightning
God is taking us pictures

Friend or love?
B1-, buddy, I have a problem.
B2- What is it, buddy?
Yehey, my wife is fighting for a fight.
B2-, what are you fighting for?
B1- He chose me if a friend or love.
B2, so friend you chose because you’re here? 😁😂😃😄
B1- Not pre love I chose.
I love you, buddy

A month ago i gave my number to this beautiful girl😊😋……she said “I will text You when i get home”
I think she is homeless😕 cause i’m still waiting

I don’t know what’s wrong with me
but every time a girl calls me “baby”
I send her airtime 😑

Guys
Sometimes you Should take the suitcase, go to the airport, take pictures and go back home😂😂😂😂🙈 just confuse the enemy

My neighbor donated a kidney the gave him R400,000.
I donated 6 of them……
shit they called the police😭

Life is not fair😂

I asked old man one day the secrect of
reaching 102 years ,and he told he drinks
bottle of whisky everyday ,smokes 2 packs
of cigarette and bath after 4 days .When I
ask how old is he ,he said ”My son ,I`m 25
years old”

Hubby:hello baby.
Wife:hello swiddy.
Hubby: i ll come back home a bit late dear.
Wife:i know you are with your bitches.you are
a very bad man.i don’t even know why you
chose to marry me.i don’t want you any more.i hate you!

Hubby:take it easy dear. i’m in bank righ now….

Wife:haaa!how did you know i needed some cash? you r such a darling!
bring me R10 000 baby.i love you baby.let me even
prepare a bath and food for you.oh!
please get me chicken and chips on your way back.

Hubby:im in a BLOOD BANK trying to donate some blood…

Wife:fool….tell them to drain all the blood
from your body!stupid man.

I gave my neighbors kid R100 to buy a sack of potato for R90 for me, I said he must keep R10 change for helping. This chap came back eating biscuits and gave me R90 change, he says the sack of potatoes is R95