Hubby:hello baby.
Wife:hello swiddy.
Hubby: i ll come back home a bit late dear.
Wife:i know you are with your bitches.you are
a very bad man.i don’t even know why you
chose to marry me.i don’t want you any more.i hate you!
Hubby:take it easy dear. i’m in bank righ now….
Wife:haaa!how did you know i needed some cash? you r such a darling!
bring me R10 000 baby.i love you baby.let me even
prepare a bath and food for you.oh!
please get me chicken and chips on your way back.
Hubby:im in a BLOOD BANK trying to donate some blood…
Wife:fool….tell them to drain all the blood
from your body!stupid man.
