Shout out to all the Niggas who buy smart
phones for their girlfriends so that they can
send quality nudes to us,your effort won’t
go unnoticed gents we humble appreciate
your hard work
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Be a good person.
A good friend.
Live the life you want.
chase your dreams
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Jonathan
Imagine What Church Will Be Like In The Year 2030 if care is not taken…
Pastor: Praise The Lord
Congregation: Hallelujah
Pastor: Can We Pls Open our iPads to Exodus 20:1
When U r Done Kindly Switch On Ur Bluetooth To Receive The Sermon…
Pls Have Ur Debit Cards Ready As We Collect The Tithes And Offerings….
You Can Connect To Church WiFi Using Password: Lord3732
And As For The Renovations And Donations U r Welcome To Contribute Via Cellphone Banking
The Holy Atmosphere Will Be Electric As IPads Flicker
Meanwhile… ANNOUNCEMENTS
Church Secretary: Dis Week’s Meeting Will Be Held On Various WhatsApp Groups So Pls Don’t Miss Out …
Wednesday Bible Teaching Will Be Held Live On Skype @1900GMT…
By D Way You May Follow The Pastor On Twitter For Counselling And don’t Forget Our Weekly Prayers On YouTube… God Bless us….
If care is not taken, this is how next generation children will learn their ABC. A for Apple won’t be useful anymore…. Instead:
A is for ATM
B is for Bluetooth
C is for Chatting
D is for Download
E is for Email
F is for Facebook
G is for Google
H is for Hotmail
I is for instagram
J is for Java
K is for Konga
L is for Laptop
M is for MTN
N is for Network
O is for Opera Mini
P is for PicMix
Q is for QuickTime
R is for RAM
S is for Skype
T is for Twitter
U is for USB
V is for Vista
W is for WhatsApp
X is for Xender
Y is for Yahoo
Z is for Zuma
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95 year old man: ‘Doc, my 18yr-old wife is
pregnant, whats yo opinion?’ Doc: ‘Let me
tel u a story. A hunter, in a hury grabed an
umbrela instead of his gun and went into
the jungle. He saw a lion, pointed the
umbrela the lion and pulled the handle.
BANG!! The lion fell to the ground and
died!’ Old man: ‘No ways! Some1 must
have shot the lion for him!’
Doc: “EXACTLY!”
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After having tlof tlof…
Her: babie i love you …and you’re the best guy i ever had in my life😍😍😍
Me; Gcoka ng’kukhaphe sokhuluma ku whatsapp…..
Thats when you will know that you are just in a ‘hit and run league
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If your boyfriend doesn’t take you out for dates it’s not because he’s broke☝,
is because you don’t know how to chew..!
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If I come from a Chicken Family
My dad will be a cock, my mom a hen and I will be a Chick
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Dear White men,
U asked us to wear coats under hot sun, we did;
U said we should speak your language,
we have obediently ignored ours.
U asked us to always tie a rope around our necks like goats,
we have obeyed without questioning.
U asked our ladies to wear dead people’s hair instead of the natural
hair God gave to them, they have obeyed.
U said we should marry just one woman in the midst of plenty black angels,
we reluctantly agreed.
You said our decent girls should wear catapults instead of the conventional pants, they have obeyed.
You asked us to use rubber in order to control our birth rate,
we agreed yet we all know sweetness of live SEX!
Now U want our MEN to sleep with fellow MEN &
WOMEN with fellow WOMEN so that God would punish us like
Sodom and Gomorrah?
White folk, we say Nonsense!!
We don’t agree with U this time!
As proud Africans, we say a huge NO to GAY relationships.
If you agree with me,let’s claps hands together wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa
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You define your own life. Don’t let people write your script..
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Ronnie : “daddy can i go to 50cent’s concert?”
–
Dad : “sure my son…here is R1 take your sister as well.
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I bought a Power Bank for a cheap price of R90
at the Chinese shop.
I was so happy until my phone
started charging the Power bank
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Most people who are still in unhealthy relationships are those who stay because of money, material or the kids.
Kids should understand that no one is perfect and you should be an example to your kids never to settle for less.. Never choose material or money over your own happiness.
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Next time when they shout “something big is coming your way in 2020” don’t just shout “I receive!!”.
First ask “what is that?”
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I’ve done a lot of bad things in my life
but I’ve never tagged 49 people on my
profile picture
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Stop being a racist . Wash your
white and black clothes together
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Don’t force a relationship that doesn’t fit.
Your life naturally makes room for the people
who are meant to be there.
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