One evening, a young woman
came home from a date, rather
sad.
She told her mother, “Anthony
proposed to me an hour ago.”
“Then why are you so sad?” her
mother asked.
“Because he also told me he is an
atheist. Mum, he doesn’t believe
there’s a Hell.”
Her mother replied, “Marry him
anyway. Between the two of us,
we’ll show him just how wrong he
is.”
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Ever been soooo inlove with someone to a point
where you had to beg God to help you
stop loving them?💔
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If i’m wrong, educate me.
Don’t belittle me.
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The most precious possession that ever
comes to a man in this world is a
woman’s heart
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If I Block You On Social Media And You See Me In Public,
The Block Still Applies In Real Life
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Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely,
guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Should I increase the volume
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Ladies…
Just because he put an engagement ring💍 on your finger that doesnt mean you must be rude and desrespect other men. You are not married yet but just booked for marriage. Remember booking can be cancelled anytime!!!
Nxaaa stop being n acting weird
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I went to a restaurant …
All the couples were seated there and no place for me to sit
I took out my mobile, placed near my ear and said loudly –
Bro come fast to this restaurant, she is seating here with someone else.
9 girls stood and ran away ..
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Relationships Start With “Can We Talk?”. Continues With “Talk To Me” And Ends With “We Need To Talk”..
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How to survive January
1) date a taxi driver for free ride to work
2) attend each and every funeral in your hood for a free plate
3) borrow meat from your neighbours and make soup and take it back
4) stay away from broke girls or niggas even he/she is your xondile
5) use one teabags at least 3× before you throw it away
6) use a taxi to work and save petrol
7) mix water with sugar to make a drink
8) try to use prostitutes for sexual needs to avoid imali yekhanda and unnecessary use of money
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Nothing better than seeing the softer side
of someone only shown to You.
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Be a student of life—not just wealth, health and happiness.
Learn how this world works. Add depth to your mind and character
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It’s not what God can do for you
but what you can do for God
Good Morning.
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A senior citizen drove his brand new Mercedes to 120km/hr, looking in his rear view mirror , he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, … then 170, … Suddenly he thought, “I’m too old for this nonsense…!” So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him . The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a good reason that I’ve never heard before for why you were speeding. I’ll let U go.”
The man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- “Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back.” !!! 😵😁😖😂
The Cop left saying, ” Have a good day, Sir
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Good or Bad, whatever you do will come back in one form or another; that would explain why the earth is ROUND.
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I am so sorry, my friend… I made you mad.I am so sorry,
darling…
for making you sad.
Please forgive me, my babe…
and make me glad!
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