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i Became Private With My Life 💯 , i Used To Tell My Friends Everything 🔥 ..
But Now , i Don’t Tell Anyone Anything ✋
And if You Ask Me , I’m Always Good

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Just heard my ex was hit by a truck.
Oh lord I 🙏 pray nothing happens to the truck

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Friendship is a special kind of love and
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives

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The Japanese are obsessed with quality
and safety.
A safety warning notice for female
workers in a Japanese factory reads as
follows:
*If your skirt is long,*
*stay away from the Engines.*
*And If it is short,*
*stay away from the Engineers.*

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A morning without GOD is like a
mind with no thoughts and EMPTY.
Thank God for this blessing!!
Good Morning

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There will always be a reason why you meet people.
Either you need them to change your life or
you’re the one that will change theirs.

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Those who don’t react or comment on my posts.
My Grandma said I should ask you if you are testing her?

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People that are meant to be together always find each other in the end.

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exam will make u ask yourself
if you wanna leave school or
u want school to leave you🙆🏻‍♂️

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Some guys be calling their girlfriends “My Queen! My Queen!!” but when the Queen asks for 2k the kingdom scatter and the king disappears.

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What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous?
I stare, I smile and when I get tired I put the mirror down.

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Have a small wedding, invite 20 people.
Afterwards, apologize to everyone for not inviting them. They won’t die.

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One miss call is enough dont keep calling me like
i have your kidney.

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Students from college : “Hi”
students From University : “Basically Hi though”

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You will never shine like a star,
if u havn’t seen darkness in ur life

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Her: bbe where are you?

Me: I am at taxi rank waiting for the taxi.

Her: make it fast bbe I missed you.

Me: ohk bbe I’ll wait little bit faster.

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