78 beers minus your age now Plus 40 cigarettes Equal to the year that you were born . Try it

No woman can control me no woman can control me but when she says go lock the door first you Continue Reading..

if ur parents never told u to go and wear ur shoes and before u come back they were gone, Continue Reading..

Screenshots don’t scare me shame I have denied voice notes before

My Ex works in a pharmacy, so whenever I want to spoil her mood I just go there and buy Continue Reading..

Being Home Alone Is So Great I Just Closed The Fridge With a Flying Kick

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher Continue Reading..

My girlfriend took 3 pregnancy tests and they all came back positive➕ How will i take care of 3 children?