I thought I have seen everything in life until I saw a 16yrs old boy went to a bar and
drank 4 bottles of Guinness. He got up to leave and the barman asked him to pay.
He brought out his birth certificate and
replied; Not for sale to persons below 18yrs
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Learn from yesterday,
live for today and hope for tomorrow.
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The World Is Beautiful..
When We Are Smiling Together..
When You Are By My Side..
When You Talk To Me..
When Seeing Your Msg My
Heart Skips A Beat..
When Any Romantic Song
Reminds Me Of You..
When I Make Luv Signs On
D Backpage Of My Notebook..
When Everything Around
Me Just Feels Like
Love .. Love .. Love
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So Bushiri is arrested for money laundry.
That’s stupid, how can you put money in washing machine.
I wonder if he used Omo or surf??? 
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Tourist: can you show me the way to the Mortuary?
Me: oh!! That’s easy, Just close your eyes and cross the road.
You’ll be there in no time
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Some Facts That Will Definitely Make You Feel Old:
1. Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge Was Released 19 Years Ago.
2. Windows Xp Was Released 13 Years Ago, In 2001.
3. The New Millennium Is More Than A Decade Old.
4. Chetan Bhagats Antics Have Been Around For The Past 10 Years!
5. Pierce Brosnan Last Acted As James Bond 12 Years Ago.
6. The Delhi Metro Has Been Running For 12 Years Now.
7. Its Been 13 Years Since 9/11
8. The Matrix Came Out 15 Years Ago, Keanu Reeves Is 49 Today
9. Mother Theresa And Lady Diana Have Been Dead For 17 Years.
10. Remember Jungle Book On Doordarshan? That Was More Than 18 Years Ago.
11. Macaulay Culkin Is 33 Today. Home Alone Came Out Over 23 Years Ago.
12. Terminator 2 Is 23 Years Old. Edward Furlong Who Portrayed Kid John Connor Is 36 Now.
13. Sean Connery Is 82 Years Old And Retired.
14. The Youngest Spice Girl Is 37, The Oldest Backstreet Boy 41, Gwen Stefani Is 43, Madonna 54
15. The First Harry Potter Book Came Out 17 Years Ago!
16. The First Season Of F.R.I.E.N.D.S Was Aired 17 Years Ago!
17. Akshay Kumar Was Born In 1967!
18. Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Older Than Independent India. He Was Born In June 1947
19. Kids Born In 1996 Can Legally Drive, Drink And Vote This Year.
20. Jurassic Park Is Older Than Justin Bieber.
21. Rajiv Gandhi Has Been Dead For 21 Years.
22. Bryan Adams Cult Song Summer Of 69? Was Released 29 Years Ago.
23. Kids Whom You Remember In Their Diapers Are Posting Their Pics On Facebook.
24. Facebook Has Been Around For 10 Years. Orkut For 12.
25. Remember The Little Girl From Kuch Kuch Hota Hai? She Is 26 Now.
26. The Maruti Zen Was First Introduced 22 Years Ago….
So Guys Don’t Smile Reading This.
Its High Time You Realize That You Are Getting Old.. Older And Soon You Would Be Oldest…..
Time Is Flying And There Is A Very Short Life So Just Make Every Moment Special And Live Every Moment Before It Becomes History.
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Short girls are energetic, you should see them when they’re angry.
They are like toys with new batteries..!
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Girls desire for a guy who’s isn’t embarrassed to tell the world that she’s his girlfriend.
A guy who take care of every tiny thing & more afraid of losing the relationship than her.
A guy who not only tells but prove how much he loves her.
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My mom just looked at my son
and said hi “study group”
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that Priceless momrnt your parents thinks that your friends are Bad influence to you, not knoeing kur u are the bad influencer!
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There is a professor who wants to be brought to the banker on the other side of the island
Professor: Mr.. Banker! “take me to the other side of the island, please.”
Banker: Yes, sir!
– while rowing the banker asks the professor.
Professor: Mr. Banker, are you good in English?
Banker: Oh, sir not, because I’ve finished 3.
Professor: Oh, is it like that? Do you know that 1/4 of your life will be lost because of that?
Banker (mouthing) this is extreme! I’m not very good in English 1/4 my life will be lost soon?
– the professor asked again.
Professor: Mr. Banker are you good in math?
Banker: Oh, sir, I’m not weak there.
Professor: Oh, is it like that? So the 1/4 of your life will disappear again.
Banker: how many is that sir?
Professor: a half of your life will be lost.
Banker: it’s extreme! A half of my life will be lost?
Professor asks again.
Professor: Mr. Banker are you good at science?
Banker: Oh, sir, it’s still not, I’m weak there.
Professor: Oh, is it like that? So 1/4 again will lose your life.
Banker: three 1/4 will lose my life sir? How many are left, sir?
Professor: only 1/4
Banker: just a question of my life, sir?
– while sumasagwan is the banker in the middle of the island, he is so nervous. Professor might ask again. And it might be asked to ask him again subject to school, sure his life will run out. So what he did he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he Because he was so fast, the boat capsized! And was broken out of the boat, the professor cried out of.
Professor: HELP! HELP! HELP!
– while the banker is still floating floating and then back a stroke while swimming.
The Banker also asked the professor.
Banker: Sir. Professor, do you know how to swim?
Professor: No! No! Help me I might drown.
Banker: Sir! Professor Use English, math, and science to be saved, because I’m only 1/4 left in my life you said. If you don’t lose 100 % of your life!
This story. It looks like you’ve just been able to apply a job. Because even if you learn or college graduate you won’t be able to accept it. Because the other priority is still the one who has experienced the experience. It’s just my opinion.
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Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up.
The first one says, “i wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here.”
The second one says, “i wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here.”
The third one says, “l wanna be a boxer.” The others look confused and ask, “Why do you want to be a boxer?”
He proudly replies, “So I can beat the hell out of that rude bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us.”
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the best way to punish ur dad is by joining the priest hood so that ur dad can call you father and u will answer him my son God loves you!!!
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Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit…
Wisdom is knowing that you can not make fruit salad with a tomato
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There was so much hate for him in her loving eyes and still she could not hate him.
Such was her love for him .. ‘
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A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: Thats nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.
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