I was in the toilet ๐คฏthen my friend sent me a X video
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I played the video for 8 mins๐
And there was no sound in it so l didn’t bother myself with the volume ๐๐
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Then l remembered my phone was connected on a Bluetooth speaker in the dining ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Now I’m acting crazy ๐๐and this is the 2nd week since I’ve been crazy๐ข๐ข๐ข
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During an Interview..
Interviewer : Your CV says that you went to University of Cape Town.
Mbali : Yes i went to visit my Boyfriend.
Ladies Stop Buying Your self flowers And Post Them On Facebook Like “ncooooo Bae
Some Girls Are Fine From Far But When You Get Close,
They Are Far From Fine..
What is the different between a bird and a fly?
Simple a bird can fly but a fly cannot bird
I am the master of my failure,
If I never fail how will I ever learn.
I remember way back I had no followers on Facebook, 2014, I would post my pic, wait for 2hrs & when no one comments, I will log in with my other account & comment under the pic ‘Nice pic bro’ your very handsome no wonder girls fight for you
Hello Loml, first of all, I must, confess, when I first met you, you were a risk, a mystery and a puzzle.. . Buh falling in love with you was the most certain thing I had ever known n I m *glad*
MTN is not joking nowadays. When you don’t have airtime or data,
they’ll deduct your battery.
Always kind,polite and lovely.
Never judge anyone by appearance but the characters .
my dignity defines whom I am
Just Because you’re In A Relationship doesn’t mean
you’re taken.
We can still take you or Borrow you..
๐๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ง๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ข๐๐ฃ ๐ฌ๐๐ค ๐๐๐ง๐ง๐๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ค๐ง ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ช๐ฉ ๐๐๐ค๐ง๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช
Is it in inside already?
Yes, it is!
Are you feeling pains?
Yes!
Should I remove it?
No!
So, do you like it?
Yes, I love it!
Those shoe sellers and their lengthy questions. ๐คฆ๐คฆ๐คฆ
The highest form of stupidity is a side chick
being loyal to a married man..
Bob left work one Friday evening.
But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his mates and spending his entire wages.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”
He replied, “That would be fine with me.”
Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
TEACHER: class lets show the principal and the
guests how far we have reached… if i say small
you say small smaller smallest.
(the class agreed and they started)
TEACHER: small
CLASS: small smaller smallest TEACHER: big..
CLASS: big bigger biggest.
TEACHER: tight…
CLASS: tight tighter tightest
TEACHER: ( smiling) thats good.
CLASS: thas good thats gooder thats goodest.
TEACHER: 0K
CLASS: OK OKIER OKIEST
TEACHER: No
CLASS: No noer noest.
TEACHER: stop
CLASS: Stop stopper stoppest TEACHER: OH
LORD!
CLASS: oh lord oh lorder oh lodest…
PRINCIPAL: stupid class