To have a big tummy doesn’t mean that
you are enjoying life.
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Makula/indians dont waste time. They send a friend request to a girl…if she is delaying to accept, they inbox her “helo babie” sametime they will send 🍆 and ask do you like it😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Makula are the best
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Why was the calendar nervous
Because its days were numbered
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Define A True Music Lover?
A Girl Singing In The Bathroom While Taking The Bath,
And Boy Near Keyhole Is Using His Ear Not Eyes.
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When my crush says she loves guys who know Mathematics…
i make effort to impress :
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Me : You’re so vertically beautiful and the horizontality of your face is the square root of my love…mh I love you simultaneously
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The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away
and you let me leave.
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Y MEN R NOT ALLOWED 2 RUN ADVICE IN LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES N NEWS PAPERS
Hi uncle Nyaa: “I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband wit de maid n baby @ home n I drove 4 just about 2km from home.
My car engine started 2 overheat, so I had 2 turn back n get another car.
When I got home I found my husband in bed wit our maid, I don know wat 2 do now, pls help me.”
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Uncle Nyaa’s Reply: “Overheating of engine after such a short distance can b caused by problems associated wit de radiator.
U need 2 check oil n water level in ur engine b4 u start ur journey.
U must also make sure ur car is serviced regularly 2 avoid problems in future, hope dis will help!!!
Oh one more thing if it does happen, don go back home, call ur insurance.”
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Be careful who you trust and tell your problems to.
Everyone who smiles at you is not your friend.
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Make haste will the sun shine,
cos as it goes down every hope goes with it
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If you hear your pastor saying “am not going to preach for long”, just cancel all the the plans you had after church
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For this coming new year I am not wishing anybody anything:
– If you want health, see the Doctor;
– If you want money, go to work;
– If you want a lover, be honest and sincere in your relationships;
– If you want success, be patient and perseverant;
– If you want happiness, make your neighbours happy.
Please I am sorry, excuse me.
Let each and everyone be responsible in 2018.
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Let’s make a promise to each other to meet more often. Looking forward to spend more time with you in the new year.
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I want to wish an anniversary day to a couple
who is beautiful in entire land.
May your anniversary
enhance your love and understanding.
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Text A Girl “i Heard Something About You”
, And Watch How Fast She Texts Back
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Step of this glorious ladder,
it was difficult to get down again without stumbling.
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If the first button in a shirt is put wrong, then every button will b wrong.
Great Lines said by
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Tailor SANJU
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