Mistress: when are you leaving your wife?
Mister: now, I come home.
* hasted came home at home *
Mister: we need to talk.
Wife: I also have to say.
Mister: it’s important to me.
My wife: that’s mine too.
Mister: you don’t understand… I don’t want…
Wife: I won the lotto 100 million! What are you going to say? You said I don’t want…
Mister: AA… I don’t want you… I love you.. I love you
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My phone is always in my hands so if you think
im ignoring you. You’re 100% correct
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Baby sitting is so good
I mean you eat everything you never ate in your childhood
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Define A True Music Lover?
A Girl Singing In The Bathroom
While Taking The Bath And
Boy Near Keyhole Is Using His Ear Not Eyes
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Nowadays the story you hear about yourself
will make you wonder if someone is using your body elsewhere
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Weekend l attended a birthday party- with a gathering of abt 30 people!! I sat on the front row seat….then a lady started sharing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn’t reach us at the front. When her friends started sharing drinks, they started from the front but unfortunately I had already changed my seat to the back….!!! Again the drink didn’t reach me. I was so furious and I stood up to take my leave but then I saw three ladies each with a big bowl. This time, I tried to be wise by sitting at the middle. . To my uttermost surprise, one of the ladies started sharing from the front…and the second lady started distributing from the back. It was turkey meat…. When it got to the middle where I was seated it got finished again. Feeling so frustrated, I bent my head, not looking at any face…but then the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl that I should pick somethng frm inside.. I stretched my hand… Guess what was in the bowl..?
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Toothpicks!!!
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My biggest problem in life, was overcoming myself, but once I defeated my self..the only thing left was peace 😘😘..
Good morning fam 😘
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Baby Girl eat that chicken and chips
these Men will tell you lose weight but
still cheat on you with a Fat Girl..
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Roll on – 48 hours protection
Body lotion – 48 hours protection
That is why I bath once after 2 days
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Sometimes I feel like no matter how hard I try, no matter how much I give, I will never be good enough for anyone.
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We often want it so badly that we ruin it
before it begins.
Overthinking. Imagining. Expecting. Worrying. Doubting.
Just let it naturally evolve.
Relax nighty sweet dreams
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Happy women’s day to Zodwa’s body…
her face must wait for father’s day
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Teeth said to Tongue:
-if i just pres u litle,u wil get cut.-
Toungue replied:
if i misuse one word against someone,
then your 32 will come out.
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Ladies who think that men with cars they got money…..
happy children day to you!!!!
1 packet of mazimba for lunch its enough for me
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If you dont tell your girlfriend/wife that you love her,
my bro indian men will do that on your behalf!!!
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If you call your girl at 3am and it says call waiting, just know that she’s talking to her Pastor.
Females don’t cheat
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