Apologizes are not about saying it,
it’s about not making the same mistake
over and over again.
You can tell if a person is truly sorry
if they stop doing the things
they apologized for
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can old men stop flirting with teenage girls like
go have a heartattack please
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Bride: Free mode
Groom: Free mode
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Are we going to eat at your wedding..??
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I don’t take someone’s boyfriend 
I take a boyfriend who will always say he loves me 
when I look at his left hand, I don’t see a ring 
when I look at his face 
I don’t see Someone’s name 
so what do you say I took your man, please bring the album of your wedding pictures please 
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Once in a lifetime feels like a dream in a journey
not only a journey but a duty and purpose to furfill
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One wrong spelling can destroy a relationship, I forgot to add “e” at the end of a word….
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Lebo :Bbe are u having fun at ur friend’s party?
Tebza :I’m having such a great time… c
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My sister I’m warning you,Never date a Guy with two Legs
–
He might run
away when you get Pregnant(
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[Dear Women♥]
You’re a GOOD WOMAN because of who you are NOT what you TOLERATE! A good woman isn’t defined by how many punches you can take or how many times you can forgive him for infidelity. A good woman is defined by her character, her spirit, her commitment.
You can be a good woman and WALK AWAY! You can be a good woman and say NO MORE! You can be a good woman and say ENOUGH! You can be a good woman and say STOP! You can be a good woman and be SINGLE! You can be a good woman and be a SINGLE MOTHER! You can be a good woman by YOURSELF! You can be a good woman WITHOUT competing with another woman.
You are NOT on ebay! Your LOVE is not an AUCTION! It’s a LUXURY! A GOOD MAN will come along and pay full price… in commitment, in respect, in dedication, in honor and in VOWS. Don’t waste the best part of your years, crying in the dark, waiting for someone to come home, who already left! You deserve someone who LOVES you ENOUGH to tell you the truth. You are ENOUGH!
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One day some friends dropped in on a couple without warning for a cup of tea. The wife pulled the husband aside & said, “There’s no sugar in the house, how can I serve tea?”
The husband winked at her & said, “Make tea without sugar for all, leave the rest to me.”
As soon as the tea was served the husband says to the guests, “Let’s play a game of chance. One cup of tea has no sugar, who ever gets it will take us all for dinner tonight.”
The result?
All guests claimed they had never tasted such sweet tea!
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People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted
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From 16 December to 1st January,
if your parents don’t allow you to go party
just pretend to be sick and inbox us
we will come fetch you with an Ambulance
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January hunger plz don’t kill us couze
our children smell food from our neighbours
so plz try to play faraway to us
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Nobody drinks alcohol
faster than someone who
didn’t contribute
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That moment you’re laughing with your Mom then
she just Ask where is my yesterday’s Change..!! 
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Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right before their little son.
Daddy : ” Oh!!! You Bitch! ”
Mommy: ” What?? You Bastard! ”
Son : ” Daddy, Mommy, what’s Bitch and Bastard?” At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.
Daddy : ” It means Ladies and Gentlemen, Son. ”
Son : ” Oh I see! ”
2nd Scenario…
Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex, and there they mentioned the words ‘breasts’ and ‘penises’. Mommy was reading the papers.
Son : ” Mommy, what’s breasts and penises? ” At this moment, Mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy: ” It means coats and hats, Son. ”
Son : ” Oh I see! ”
3rd Scenario…
Daddy was shaving his beard and Son passed by the toilet.
Suddenly, Daddy cut himself and screamed…
Daddy: ” OH SHIT!! ”
Son : ” Daddy, what’s shit? ” At this moment, Daddy’s eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to say.
Daddy: ” It means shaving cream, Son. ”
Son : ” Oh I see! ”
4th Scenario…
Christmas is approaching, and Mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove. The turkey just wouldn’t fit into the stove, so she said…
Mommy: ” Oh FUCK! ”
Son : ” Mommy, what’s fuck? ” At this moment, Mommy froze.
She quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy: ” It means stuffing, Son. ”
Son : ” Oh I see! ”
5th scenario…
It’s Christmas eve! Little Son exuberantly opened the door to let all his uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.
Proudly, he said…
Son : ” Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house! My parents are busy at the moment. You see, Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs and Mommy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen, but don’t worry, they’ll be out here in a minute!”
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I don’t know why drunk people love to speak
near other people’s faces.
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