If you have a R100 in your pocket and you find a R10 note on the floor..
You’re still gonna pick it up right?…
& that’s why niggas cheat
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Wives why do yu go after girlfriends/small houses?……..
Go after your husband.
*Wives*: its operation restore legacy…..
we go after the criminals around him
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If I say you’re beautiful don’t say
“Really?”
Coz I can’t lie twice.
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Boys without beard where do you scratch
when you’re thinking
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Welcome to Swaziland where parents remove their glasses
just to hear what u saying
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Girl: Baby I am wet.
Boy: Want a paper towel?
Girl: No, I want more than that
Boy: Want 2 paper towels?
Girl: No, baby I want sumthing big and round
Boy: Damn you want the whole roll?
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Stop giving Children Bible names, without Bible lessons.
Yesterday I was robbed by Abraham😕😕☹️
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Some things in life you have to accept because
you have no control over it.
Other things you can change
because you have the control.
You just have to figure out
what’s worth fighting for.
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One with God, has Majority.
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A man was floating on a boat on the top ov the huge waves..All ov a sudden thee boat sank.Instead ov him drowning he stood on land again because he was acctually floating on a rubber boat in swimming pool
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You need to have enough courage not only to come to somebody’s life, but also to stay in it.
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I’ve sent my girlfriend this Message ”
I Love you babe ” using mobicel nd
this is what she received 👇
Babe, I’m cheating
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Did I get left on read ?? Yes
Am I going to delete the conversation and pretend it never happened ?? Yes
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Some Girls You Gotta Look At Them More Than Twice✌
To Make Sure They Are Really Girls..!
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Phone call from baby mama be like:
📞
Me: Hello😐
Her: I just wanna tell you that your son is sleeping😪
Me: 😒?!
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Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife.
He says,
“I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.”
Wife asks, “Is that you, or the whisky talking?”
Husband replies, “It’s me… talking to whisky.”
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