My Boss Is Indeed A Good Person, When He Buys A New TV He Gives Me The Old One, He Buy New Radio He Gives Me The Old, He Buy New Shoes He Gives Me The Old, He Buys A Cell Phone He Gives Me The Old One, Yesterday He Just Got Married To A New Wife I’m Still Waiting Baba

I repeat baba I’m waiting, I’m waiting baba

Nyaa was in love wit a cert girl bt neva had the
guts to tell her. One night around 11pm he gatherd
some courage and sent her a text saying, ‘I love
u, I wanna date u. Pls reply and tell me how u
feel’.
A few secs later he recieved a meseg alert on
his fon. He was so scared & tensed to open it
dat night so he decided not to check and reply until the
next morning when he’s less tensed. When he woke
up the nxt day he prayed seriously abt d msg for
gudnews, did his morning chores, brushd his
teeth…ate his brkfast, had his bath, dressed up
then climbed into bed n picked his fon to read d
msg.
This was d response he read:
“Dear customer you hav insufficient balance to
send dis msg. Please recharge your
account and try again.”

My fiancee and I love each other very well.
We plan to get married soon.
One day she visited, we had a little
misunderstanding.
For me to teach her a small lesson, i concluded that
i wont call her on phone for 4days. 3 days passed, i didn’t call her and she didn’t care to
call me nor text.
I became worried and was meditating
“Does it mean she doesn’t want me again? She no
longer miss me. Not even a text. No this unlike her.
I can’t afford to loos her, I think i should better stop all this nonsense and call her before it becomes too
late”
As i was still medicating, my phone ranged and
behold it was her calling.
I became relieved with so much joy in my hearth.
In order not to make it look as if i had been waiting for her to call first, i ignored the call.
5min later, she called again and i ignored it.
She called 10 consecutive times but i ignored all.
she then sent me a text “Baby am sorry, please
forgive me. I love u”.
My head got swollen after reading the text. But still no reply from me.
She sent another text and Series of them
throughout the day and at night but i ignored all.
I was just waiting for tomorrow which will make it
4days before i will give her a reply.
Tomorrow came, and i was about calling her before i received another text from her.
“Hi baby, I have called you more than 30times with
about 15 text messages but you ignored all. I will
call you for the last time now. And if you don’t
answer, then its OVER between us. And please don’t
boarder to call me later because i will NEVER EVER accept you again.”
As soon as i finished reading the text, her call came
in.
I hurriedly press the answer button but the phone
kept on ringing.
I pressed again, no way That’s when it was done on me that my phone was
hanging
I pressed and pressed and pressed but no response.
Out of frustration, i hit the phone on the floor.
Guess the name of the phone i was using

OFFICER:- what is your name?
NYAA:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- tell me properly!
NYAA:- Michael Phiri sir
OFFICER:- your father’s name?
NYAA:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- what does that mean?
NYAA:- Moses Phiri sir
OFFICER:- your native place?
NYAA: M.P sir
OFFICER:- is it Makurdi Purum?
NYAA:- No, Minna Port sir
OFFICER:- what is your
qualification?
NYAA:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- (angry) what is it?!
NYAA:- Metric Pass
OFFICER:- so why do you need a
job?
NYAA:- M.P sir
OFFICER: meaning?
NYAA:- Money Problem sir
OFFICER:- what is your
personality?
NYAA:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- would you explain
urself and stop wasting my time?
NYAA:- Monacrotic Personality
OFFICER:- I see… I will get back to
you.
NYAA:- sir, how’s my M.P?
OFFICER:- and what’s that again?
NYAA:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- M.P !
NYAA:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!

I wonder what pastors say when are chased by dogs.

“Amen amen amen”

Men who give their women ATM CARDS and PIN have a special corner in heaven with airconditioner and free Wi-fi access

Imagine life without Make-up,
Some Girls Would Be Like Our Brothers

True love is when you know you’re broke
but you know your bae deserves better .
So you help her find a sugar daddy to bless her