Where I’m from, when you kill a mosquito in the night,
the next morning,
you’ll hear that an old woman slept and didn’t wake up.
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Kiss her in front of that nigga she calls bestie,
and when that idiot coughs, grab his neck…it’s him..!
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If you are single, join us, gather here and let’s cry…
Someone might like you and pick you…
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A beautiful woman must expect to be more accountable for her steps, than one less attractive.
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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says “Hey! what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and join me”
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?!” The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with the monkey and his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.
He looks up and says “Hey, MONKEY!”
The Monkey looks down and says “FUUUUUCK, DUDE……. How much water did you drink ?
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Dear White men,
U asked us to wear coats under hot sun, we did;
U said we should speak your language,
we have obediently ignored ours.
U asked us to always tie a rope around our necks like goats,
we have obeyed without questioning.
U asked our ladies to wear dead people’s hair instead of the natural
hair God gave to them, they have obeyed.
U said we should marry just one woman in the midst of plenty black angels,
we reluctantly agreed.
You said our decent girls should wear catapults instead of the conventional pants, they have obeyed.
You asked us to use rubber in order to control our birth rate,
we agreed yet we all know sweetness of live SEX!
Now U want our MEN to sleep with fellow MEN &
WOMEN with fellow WOMEN so that God would punish us like
Sodom and Gomorrah?
White folk, we say Nonsense!!
We don’t agree with U this time!
As proud Africans, we say a huge NO to GAY relationships.
If you agree with me,let’s claps hands together wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa
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When you put that ring on my finger,
you put a chain of death around my heart.
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Slay Queens Be Adding
Flowers To Their Heads
Paying Tribute To Their Dead Brains
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Baby if you want to know how much I love you ,
please do me a favour, during night go out side and count,
how many starts are there then,
you will know how much I love you
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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Whenever she tells you that you the best in Bed😊
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always ask yourself who is she comparing you to
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Adam and Eve during their Valentines:
Eve: ‘Do u love me?’
Adam: “Ah, do i have a choice?”
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If you can’t dance 🕺 after drinking 🍻🥂 at least speak English or promise people jobs, don’t just waste alcohol. 🙄
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If the person I want does not want me,
this means the one who want me won’t get me…
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Whites: I’m a Prostitute
Blacks: Gift Exchange
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“We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone.
Only through our love and friendship
can we create the illusion for the moment
that we’re not alone.
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