I saw that you were perfect
and I loved you.
Then I saw that you were not perfect
and I loved you even more…♥️
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Men don’t print Airtime.
If he doesn’t call you, call him. Trust me you won’t die!
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When she starts posting “it’s my life,
i don’t care what people think about me”
just know she started sleeping with someone’s husband
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Better to date a drunkard than to date a pastor
who is sleeping around with all the church
members.
.
Can I get an Amen.
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No matter Hw heard the situation u will surely get out off it
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If my eyes showed my soul, everyone,
when they saw me smiling, would cry with me..
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Yesterday Morning A Man Was Raped
By A Group Of Beautiful Lady’s
While He Was Jogging At The Park,
This Morning 150 Man Was Found Jogging At Park..
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Ladies, , word of advice
Get married to a man that is way older
than you .. So that by the time you start
losing your beauty and shine, he will also
be losing his eye sight.
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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, triple-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. The caller complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them.
Helloooo,……….. just because I’m a Senior Citizen doesn’t mean that I am automatically mentally challenged.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year–that these windows would pay for themselves in a year—
Hellooooo? It’s been a year, so they’re paid for, I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.
He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
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Being Kissed By Your Girl Whilst you Sleeping
means she wants to confirm
if you are really asleep so she can search your Phone .
Nothing like being romantic
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Out of all of your lies, I love you, was my favorite.
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Husband: “Why are u so angry baby?”
Wife: “Our son just called me a bitch”
Husband: “oh wow, that disrespectful son of a bitch
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People Say You Cannot Live Without Love
.
I Think Oxygen Is More Important
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Who is a MAN
A man is the most beautiful part of God’s creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face.
He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the lady he loves just to see her smiling
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain.
He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime.
He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.
His life finally ends up only by compromising for others’ happiness.
If he goes out, then he’s careless
If he stays at home, then he’s a lazy
If he scolds children, then he’s a monster
If he doesn’t scold, then he’s a irresponsible guy
If he stops wife from working, then he’s an insecure guy
If he doesn’t stops wife from working, then he’s somebody who lives on wife’s earnings
If he listens to mom, then he’s mama’s boy
If he listens to wife, he’s wife’s slave
Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.
Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!!
HAPPY MEN’S DAY”
Which never comes..
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Ronnie walked into a bar and saw that cheeseburgers cost R30, Hotdogs R20 and a Handjob R40. He walks towards the counter and asks the lady ;
–
Ronnie : “are you the one who does handjob?”
Lady : “Yes”
Ronnie : “ok, please wash your hands i want a cheesburger”
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I’m never ever gonna judge a girl for living with a man at a young age . Sometimes that’s where they find peace, not everyone finds peace and comfort at home. They say,”there’s no place like home”. Some of us our homes are depressing and we’re happy at streets, clubs, taverns, other people’s homes and etc away from home. Don’t judge what you don’t understand.
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