You’re in taxi and a person next to you has your bae as a wallpaper.
What would you do ?
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Her : how much do you love me
Me : l love you so much, l can’t measure
Her : no just tell me
Me : :okay, l am like a cell phone and you are
my sim card. I’m nothing without you
Her:wow that’s so romantic
Me : (said myself) Thanks God she doesn’t
know I’m a China phone, with FOUR sim
card……..:(
You left without a reason,
so please don’t come back with an excuse.
Guys may kanta ako sa inyo ” Kung ikaw may jowa tumawa ka hahaha,
Kung ikaw ay may jowa tumawa ka hahaha.
Kung ikaw ay may jowa ang buhay mo sasaya kung ikaw ay may jowa mahal ka ba? Yun lng!
Text me when you miss me and actually wanna talk to me, not just when you’re bored and need someone to entertain you
Women Have This Hidden Talent Called ”
Let me make him upset today ”
My sister u have an expensive phone but you still post ugly pics.
Whats the purpose of buying an expensive phone My sister edit those pics u can’t afford to be ugly offline and online.
Nobody is perfect d perfect ones aren’t perfect either.
I’ve always wanted to spin around in a chair and say:
“I’ve been expecting you..
I want my own girlfriend,
but if God gives me yours,
who am I to say no😂🤣🤣
When you make mistakes,
that’s when you know you are really trying.
When your mom’s friend says hey cutie pie come to aunty
And you remember her voice from 9months ago saying
“chommie just make an abortion “
*I want to use this medium to Thank God for bringing me into this world, but for the Angel that directed me to Nigeria, I have nothing to say to you till we meet*
🤣🤣
If you meet a woman that admit she’s wrong, apologises and changes her ways. Dump her, that might be a man, women don’t do that..!
Having you in my life is too good to b true,
buh seriously, I don’t care if it’s Fake…
And if dis was a dream, then trust me my love ,
I never ever wanna wake
Those of you who don’t have kid’s please log out for few minutes,
we wanna have parent’s meeting