What Is The Height Of Misunderstanding?

A Man Marrying His Own Secretary Thinking
That She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before.

That awkward moment
when the teacher tells you to read out loud …
And you don’t even know what page they’re on

Parents a confusing sometimes
They will beat so that you cry and then beat you so you keep quiet

“He who finds a wife, should leave other
girls alone.”
A very powerful quote, although some
people wouldn’t be happy.

person is a person, but wen he enters
Hospital….. Patient
Taxi…… Passenger
Shop….customer
School…student
Stadium… Fan
But my Question is .. What do we call a person who enters TOILET

I named my dog with my ex ‘s name “pretty”
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it makes me feel better everytime i say”pretty voetsek ” ……
voetsek maan pretty !!!

Girls need to start looking for guys who have goal,
Ambitions and education because 10 years from now
‘Swag’ isn’t going to pay bills

Don’t be jealous when God is blessing your neighbour.
It means he is in the neighbourhood.

I’ve Never Seen An Ambulance At The Petrol Station
Do Those Vehicle’s Use Blood?

If one girlfriend can make you happy….
.imagine 6 of them.
Too much happiness….

Breaking News!!!

A nine year old girl has dissappeared after
using a moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger