I had a couple of jokes about unemployed people,
but none of them really worked

Imaging taking a village girl to a hotel and
waking up the next morning to see her
sweeping the whole compound

What happens when a one night stand goes well better than what you expected, does it still remain a one night stand.. ?

Nowadays in a relationship when you go offline for the whole day
you must make sure you come back with a doctors note and Affidavit

Everyone hate corruption until they benefit from it …
tell me about your driver’s license

Conversation with my crush😍😍💔😂
.
Her: Hi, how was you doing?
Me: Hi, i’m fine.
Her: Where did you Born?
Me: Where did I Born? How?
Her: Don’t be stupid, where did you Borned yourself?
Me: Come again?
Her: Which come?
Me: I mean repeat again!
Her: I said where did your Borning begin?
Me: I’m confused!
Her: Jeez! Ok, Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop you out, you crying “Nyweee! Nyweee! Nyweee! 😢” Place! Where your mom Bornet you?
…. I’m still looking for a place to faint @….

*Lion is not the most dangerous Animal on Earth*
*🤵 Samson killed lion*
*👩 Woman killed Samson*
*…what else do you want to know?!

Fat girls be like…

He broke my heart..

But I broke his bed.

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Just because I’m not your boyfriend it doesn’t mean
you’re not my girlfriend

Brown Bread Is Healthier Than White Bread, Brown Sugar Is Healthier than White Sugar, Should I tell This Yellow Bones Or You’ll tell them???