No matter how much you hate school,
You’ll gonna miss it when you leave it
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No matter how much you hate school,
You’ll gonna miss it when you leave it
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You are every reason, every hope and every dream I’ve ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life.
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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show: “Look, it’s not …the same hat!” “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!” “Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?” The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything, it was the captain’s parrot after all. One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days. After a week the parrot finally said: “Okay, I give up. What’d you do with the ship ?”
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If a baby born in the morning is called Monica, Evening – Evelyn, on the floor – Florence.
What do we call a child born in a car?
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A Man And His Family Doctor Accidentally Meets In The Market.
Doctor: “How Is Your Headache Now?”
Patient: “Ohh, She Is Out Of Town.
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What Is True Love?
When Wife Pulls Her Husband (Who’s Fully Drunk) To Bed
& Tries Removing His Shirt
& Husband Replies: “Lady Leave Me Alone I Am Maried“
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Holding a skinny girl’s hand feels like
u are playing with a USB cable
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I keep myself busy with things to do,
but everytime I pause, I still think of you.
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TRUST takes years to build, seconds to break and forever to repair.
It is like an ERASER, It gets smaller and smaller for every mistake you do….Then Boom The TRUST collapses….
Don’t trust STUPID PEOPLE…But how do u know they are stupidUntil the Trust collapses
Only then u know….Ohh shit I trusted wrong ppl…
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Someone somewhere In Mzansi is
pregnant and scared to go home for Christmas..
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I Cannot begin to imagine a life with out you in it.
For the memories that we have created together
could never compare to the touch that we share.
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Material and Money is not the best way to have a happy relationship…. For a good couple who really loves each other… QUALITY TIMES is enough…
Give them attention; Shows them affection and Let them feel your appreciation…. your happiness will be for real
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Life goes on.
Don’t waste it for someone
who left you behind.
Enjoy your life for someone
better will come.
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[Dear Slay Queens]
Don’t stress darlings, your graduation is coming very soon..
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So your GF will be online Chatting to other ppl nd not even reading your text for HOURS
that’s worse than a blue tick.
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riddle riddle
l am an eight letter word
people use me for a secret my first, second, third, letters if u do not get it you will not be intelligent.
my fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eight letters form a strong weapon what am i.
Answer:PASSWORD.
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