Dear future wife❤😊…..don’t worry yourself about making kids….I’ll come with them😁
You dont deserve the stress of childbirth
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Instead of feeding 5000 hungry people like jesus did,
pastors and prophets nowadays are
being fed by over 50000 hungry people.
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Bcoz there was no water in our flat today,a lady next door asked me to help her carry her 2×25 litre container of water up to 4th floor. She was like, “Thanks a lot, just put them down there by the door, my boyfriend is inside he doesn’t want guys company so he will wake up and take them inside”.*
*Once she went inside I carried them back downstairs.
I don’t tolerate Nonsense!!!!*
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a girl’s speaking 2 a boy……..
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph…….sorry.
i can’t call u sweet….
because ants will finish u.
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Two engineers arrived at work at the same time and one said, “You normally walk to work. Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking home yesterday, took a shortcut through the park, and was minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.'”
The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
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That awkward moment when your friend says keep chasing your dreams and you keep chasing his girlfriend…
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Trust me, everybody is kind so long as you dont disturb to them.
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Learn to be specific…
Don’t pray for a job, if you just want money…
Get straight to the point
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I don’t even trust my self ,
so why should i trust someone else.
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In a white guy’s car
Black :driver decrease me here
White : What😮
Black :leave me alone
White : I don’t understand
Black :Put me down bathong eh
White :😨😨🙆
Black :hey I know my placing home , you are increasing me mos
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Dear GOD, thanks for this beautiful life and forgive me if i don’t love it enough
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If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
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You try to build your relationship
then boom Satan steals the cement
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I want to see you achieve everything you’ve ever told me, even if I’m not there.
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Doctors be like
€££¥!^¿~~ `•>pd$^^^;:”‘_₩£€’
Go to the pharmacy and buy those pills
Those guys have got their own handwriting
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Can Someone Deposit R4000 into My Account,
I Just Wanna Check Something On My Phone
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