Today I’m not Going To School
Because My Neighbor Cheated on His Wife,So The Wife Got Angry & Told The Husband That She Will Have *ex With All The Neighbors Around..
I am Patiently Waiting For Her
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Children : You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk, then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit-down and shut-up.
if you meet a woman that admits when she’s wrong and apologizes… 🙅🏻♀️
dump her that might be a man, women don’t do that
Her : baby I’m pregnant
Skebhe : so tell me ,why you changed your name ?
Her : baby I’m pregnant serious
Skebhe : eh! and your surname too
The best love story is when you fall in love with
the most unexpected person
at the most unexpected time.
At church I make sure I sit next to a beautiful lady
wat if the pastor says tell you neighbour you love them
A teacher asked her class
“What is sex?”
Johnny got up and said:
“Sex is a *temptation* ,
caused by a *sensation*
where a boy sticks his *location*
into a girl’s *destination*
to increase the *population*
of the next *generation* .
Did you get my *explanation* ?
Or do you need a *demonstration* ?
The teacher fainted
When you’re ugly you’re ugly the is Nothing can change that.
*If your girl doesn’t post about you,
she’s protecting someone else’s feelings.*
Go and argue with her.
I’m sending you a smile not because
you made my day but because
I’m hoping it will make yours a little bit better.
” to all parties. I won’t want it, the third party.”
Ladies….
If you have pimples please dont put makeup ontop of those pimples……
Do you know why?????
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Because you look like magnum ice cream
I said, babe we will meet near Nandos
then boom i found her inside reading the
Menu📄..!!
Why I will never teach pre-school kids AGAIN
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At the creche where I work, there is a little
girl named Vicky. She is so cute and
sweet.Yesterday, just before knocking off, I
found her busy, trying to put on her shoes.I
approached her, and offered to help her. It
was
such a torrid time. The boots seamed to be
smaller than her size. It took me 5 minutes
to help her wear them. When we were done,
after making a steps away from her, she
called me said
“Teacher, you made me wear banana”.
When I looked at her shoes, to my
embarrassment, I realised I had misplaced
her shoes – the banana style. Upon trying to
take off the shoes again, it took me 3
minutes. After struggling so much I
eventually managed to remove them and
tried putting them on again, this time the
correct way. However, it was more difficult
than the first time.
When I finished, she said: “Teacher, these
shoes
are not mine!”
I really got angry, but since I work with little
kids,
I had to be patient and control my anger. I
struggled to remove the shoes. I then asked
Vicky where her own shoes were and this is
what she said:
“These shoes belong to my sister, my mum
is the
one who made me wear them in the
morning today”.
This time I boiled in anger. But since I
always do
my job perfectly and whole heartedly, I
helped her to put on the shoes again. When
we were done, Vicky pulled another
shocker, yet again.
“What about the socks, teacher?” she asked.
I wondered whether I should laugh or cry.
Politely and swiftly I asked her, “Where are
the socks Vicky?”
She innocently replied: “I shoved them in my
shoes, they are in front of my toes”
I simply resigned!
Everything in your life is a reflection
of a choice you have made.
If you want a different result
make a different choice
Let them hate me for This…
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Problem ka rona Matjita We don’t appreciate our Girlfriends, We don’t care, We are not there, We don’t Value them. We only care and see gore ba important fa ba tsamaile.
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When they are with us, We don’t see gore they deserve us and our time. We don’t care gore ba ntse jwang,We don’t care gore Tsatsi la Bona Le jwang Or ba robetse jang.
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We only check them Fela when We want to eat them.. We only act like We care when they are with us opening their legs. :😭😭
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When We are done, We careless and give them less attention. :😭
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We Spend more time le ditsala tsa rona more then them, We praise Banyana ba bangwe more then our Girlfriends. We make Other Boyfriends Girlfriends feel loved and Special re lebala ka Banyana Ba rona.
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We disrespect them re kgatlhisa ditsala,We beat them showing Batho, Pulling them ka Meriri infront of People acting tough.. Hurting their feelings now and then. :
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Rona Matjita ra Tlhanya😑😑
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When your Girlfriend needs you ga oyo, when she wants to text with you ga oyo, you give Her empty promises always, you Turn Her down, you make Her feel unwanted,you make Her feel like she’s not good enough for wena even when she tries so hard to show you gore wao rata Because wena gaona nako le ene onale nako le Banyana Ba Batho.
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You even feel bad showing Off your Girlfriend because she’s “random”..Mare when You want Her at Night she’s not “Random”..from emoticon
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Matjita ra Flopa and I know they will hate me for saying this Mare I don’t care, Le Kanna lang Nnja Ka meno..😌