A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.
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You know she’s the one when you give her R300 and
she tells her friends that you gave her R3000
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Ex: Hi bae, I have missed u
Me: Sorry I can’t talk at the graveyard attending a memorial
Ex: OMG sorry, who died
Me: My feelings for u
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Boy: “You Look Like My Wife”
Girl (Surprisingly): “Oh Really Hows Nice, What Is Your Wife’s Name?”
Boy: “I Am Not Yet Married“
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Bride: Free mode
Groom: Free mode
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Are we going to eat at your wedding..??
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Surprise Your Boyfriend Tonight 😂😂😂 When He Text “Goodnight Babe” , Reply “She is Asleep Bro” Then Switch Off Your Phone
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Looking Left And Right Before Crossing The Road Means
You Don’t Trust God. Just Cross And Go.
God Is Watching!!
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You must find the courage to leave the table
if respect is not being served…
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Being ugly is tough, while looking at the mirror you
end up saying “maybe it’s not me”
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Honesty is very expensive gift.
Do not expect it from cheap people.
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A man’s ears are SELECTIVE:
.
Example:
When a woman says:
This house is a mess, Honey
You and I need to clean this,
Your stuff are all on the floor,
You will be without clothes If u don’t wash them NOW.
The man’s ears only understands:
bla, bla, bla, Honey
bla, bla, bla, You and I
bla, bla, bla, on the floor
bla, bla, bla, without clothes
bla, bla, bla, NOW
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Smoke causes * CANCER *
..
Alcohol Cause *DANCER *
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Gossiping with your Mom is a different kind of Tea…
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SAB took just 2 days to deliver
beers to all 9 provinces n
department of education struggling
to deliver PPE in 3 weeks
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Thanks to those who hated me, you made me a stronger person
To those who loved me, you made my heart grow fonder
To those who envied me, you made my self-esteem grow stronger
To those who cared, you made me feel important
To those who entered my life, you made me who I am today
To those who left, you showed me that nothing lasts forever
Special Thanks to those who stayed, you showed me the true meaning of Love and Friendship…
Thank you
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Girls express their feelings with TEARS…
Boys express their feelings with BEER…
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