To attract better, you have to become better.
You can’t do the same things and expect change.
Transform your mindset. Upgrade your habits.
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Keep the smile, leave the tension,
feel the joy, forget the worry,
hold the peace, leave the pain,
and always be happy.
A RABBIT runs, jumps and lives for only
9-12 years while a TORTOISE doesn’t
attempt any of such activities but lives for
100-150 years or more?
LESSON: Exercise is a lie. Laziness is the key.
Just relax!!!
– i Asked A Girl To Take Me Out And
She Said i Don’t Have A Shame š± ..
Did i Say Something Wrong ? š„
I’m Not Understanding
I remember way back when we used to remove our hats and greet our elders, now days we just remove one earphone to say ‘Hi’
SA is so corrupt you even need connections to get into a relationship
Eg: “WHO gave YOU MY NUMBER”?
Girls will argue with you for 30mins straight and then be like
” I’m not even gonna argue with you”
Todayās doctors are becoming lazy. They donāt do this ābreathe in and outā thing anymore. They just put a stethoscope on your chest and expect a response. Mina I just hold my breath till I pass out š¤£š¤£ I rather die then do someoneās job.
If you think a shot of an AK47 gun is loud* *then you have never*
*heard a sound of a falling pot lid* *
when you are trying to steal meat at night* šÆ
People who log in to WhatsApp only to monitor people’s last seen are more dangerous than a sword..
Never tell your problems to anyoneā¦
20% donāt care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now itās gone.”
Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mark: We did a guessing game.
Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.
Mark: Thatās right!
Yaz’There’s a lesbian struggling with heavy grocery next to meš®..mean i don’t know whether to be a gentleman and help herš..
or just let her be a Man and pull her on weight as a manš
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What do you guys think?
A woman was driving down the street and got stopped by a police officer.
“May I see your driver’s license?” he said.
She looked at him with disgust.
“What’s the matter with you guys? I wish you’d make up your minds.
You took my license from me yesterday.”
Right Now Someone You Haven’t Met Is Out There
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Wondering What It Would Be To Meet Someone Like You š