When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, “Marc, with a C.” Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
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Once upon a time,all villagers decided to pray for rain.on the prayer day ,all the people gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.that’s faith
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Dad: Mbalie, I noticed you now call me Dad these days instead of Papa
Mbalie: Yes Dad, calling you Papa spoils my lipstick
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Gents if you want a girlfriend try those girls
who are always sharing posts…
Most of them are lonely
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Aden: bro can u swim?
Wasam : NO!
Aden : Dog is better than u because a dog can swim.
Wasam : ok can u swim?
Aden yes!
Wasam : So what’s the difference between I and a dog…
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A certain man found his wife with another
man in his bedroom.Instead of shouting or
beating both of them, he just looked at them and
went back to the sitting room. He switched on the
Television and started watching some gospel
videos. The wife and the Boyfriend were in panic.
The boyfriend dressed up and came by the sitting
room then he said, “Sir am sorry for sleeping with
your wife”
Husband “It happens you can go..”
The boyfriend left.
The wife never came out from the bedroom till it
was time to sleep. The husband switched off the
Television and went to sleep in the bedroom. He
found her wife sitted on the floor crying. The
husband never said anything or even asking her.
He just slept on his bed and covered himself with
some blankets. In the morning when he woke up,
he found his wife dead. The wife committed
suicide in the middle of night as her husband was
sleeping.
QUESTION.
Who was not fair?
1. The husband,
2. The wife or
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Only black people will get mad at you for
not inviting them to your suprise party…
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Am i the only one who skip posts about God and
secretly say “God knows that I love him 😂
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If Actions Speak Louder Than Words,
Then Why Do We Learn English Instead Of Kungfu ?
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Test for Gossip: When people come to me with Gossip about you.. this is how I will deal with it.
if someone comes to me and says, “Do you know what I just heard about your friend?”
“Hold on a minute,” I will say. “Before telling me anything I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s called the Triple Filter Test.”
“Triple filter?”
“That’s right,” I will continued. “Before you talk to me about m
y friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you’re going to say. That’s why I call it the triple filter test. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?”
“No,” is the most likely answer I will get, “Actually I just heard about it and …”
“All right,” I will say. “So you don’t really know if it’s true or not. Now let’s try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?”
“No, on the contrary…”
“So,” I will continue, “you want to tell me something bad about him/her, but you’re not certain it’s true. You may still pass the test though, because there’s one filter left: the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to be useful to me?”
“No, not really …”
“Well,” I will conclude, “if what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to me in the first place?”
I hope you will do the same for me my friend …
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Husband downloaded the Blue Whale in his wife’s mobile…
And
*Blue Whale died*
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There will always be someone who can’t see your worth.
Don’t let it be YOU”
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Walking With A beautiful Girl On The Street And
No One Sees You its Stressful !
But When You Walk With Ugly Ones
You’ll Meet All Your Buddies
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Double heart attack message from my wife to me today:
1st SMS: Let’s break up now, it’s all over.
2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you!
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Tall girls only date short guys just to
use their T-shirt as crop tops
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The four most appreciated & meaningful phrases in a relationship are: “I Love You”, “Thank You”, “I’m Sorry”, and “I Forgive You”. 💛❤
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But many people find it hard to say them out to their partners.💚
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They have too much pride and many have lost their relationships in such a way.💙
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If you wanna stay happy forever in love, always use these words in your relationships at the right time, mean them and accompany them with actions..!💜
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