Nurse: “Sir, Your Wife’s Phone”

Doctor: “What’s The Matter?”

Nurse: “She Wants To Kiss You”

Doctor: “I’m Busy, You Take Her Kiss & Give Me Later“

Whoever sold a calculator to my grandmother and told her
it’s a mobile phone your days are numbered

Home vs Varsity vs Work
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Home: No Data but free food
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Varsity: free Data but No Food.
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Work: No Data No Food.

You’re not obligated to prove to social media that your
“working”, “getting money” , or “In relationship”

Have you noticed that most Girls from Rich Families are Shapeless??

I Love Stopping The Microwave At 00:01
It Makes Me Feel Like Ke Stopile Bomb And Saved The World

A baby was born and minutes after he began to speak: I am going to live only 4 days, my Mother will die in 6 days and my Father will die in 15 days. 4 days later the boy died, after 6 days the Mother died. The Father was crazy coz the next one will be him. He sold everything and spent the whole money. 15 days later the neighbour died. Do not rush in solving problems.

Start preparing to Sleep baby girl,
he won’t call you. Tonight he’s entertaining other women,
he’s a womanizer.. That goat can’t change!!

if She Drinks Russian Bear And She Smokes Cigarette , Do Not Marry Her ✋😕😒 … Coz She’d End Up Beating Your Mom