[Dear Ladies]
Sometimes you just gotta tell your Man:
”Never mind my other man will do it”..!

behind every high heel there are sleepers in the hand bag

*My neighbour called the police because I was smoking weed in my backyard.* *The police got here and asked where the weed was, I said I smoked it all.* *They said where did you buy it, I said from my neighbour…* *now they’re at his house*
*Learn To Mind Your Own Business!!!*

Dear Friends, may your life upgrade this year like Alexis Sanchez’s who…

1: Moved from 6th to 2nd place in the Premier League table without playing a match.

2: Jumped from Europa League to last 16 of Champions League without struggle.

3: Qualified for FA Cup 5th round regardless of Nottingham Forest defeat.

Amen!!!

am i the only one who wipes the floor with the dish cloth while no1 is watching…?

By just looking at your face some of you ladies I can be able to tell that you’re not good on woman on top

Behind every angry women stands a man
who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

Rihana came with this tendency of wearing a top without bra……then girls in Africa copied. Boom the struggle is that some of African girls their boobs look like hospital drips with no water😂😂😂😂😂

How are you African girls

We are too old for cheating, just sit down with her and
tell her you want a 2nd girlfriend

Imaging taking a village girl to a hotel and
waking up the next morning to see her
sweeping the whole compound

Vacancy

Salary: R18,000 per week with free accommodation, meal’s & company car.

Limpopo game park need’s someone to bath Lion’s, take care of the tiger’s, play with crocodiles & feed the snake’s…
No qualification & experience required, just your medical aid card & funeral policy. If interested forward your CV to jointy@limpopo.gov.za. If you are not, don’t be jealous, forward to others.
& please don’t ask what happened to the previous worker… May he’s soul RIP