Wedding night confession
Husband_Sorry I slept with a lot of prostitutes
Wife_I said it!!! your face looks familiar
Husband fainted

Grade 12 learners,
if you need help with mets, fizics,joegrafi and bawloji. Inbocks me.

The Bible says : “He who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery”
And since its winter i say “He who looks at water and soap lustfully has already bathed”
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You know you are about to be given a punani
when you hear her say ” Go lock the door first”

Gone are those days

Girl: Bae u always think about football. I
cant remember the last time we had sex.
All because of this game
Boy: Sorry babe. Lets do it now
Girl: Sho. So wats your favourite position
Boy: Left wing.

A man’s phone is like a coffin, if you open it,
what’s inside will make you cry none stop.

Taking pictures in people’s cars and houses will confuse your ancestors,
they will think you are living a good life yet you are struggling.

Any Woman cheating on her man this year,
may catch fire , break a leg, loose your
front teeth and be struck by lightning.
Any man cheating on his woman, May we
be forgiven and shown the light, for we do
not know what we do.

Marrying a fat woman is not a problem.
Problem comes when you are dancing with her……
Its like you are pushing a fridge😂

Wen the relationship is new
👨: Hey baby wat are u doing???😊
👧🏻: M drinking water babe 😊
👨🏻: Dont drown okay my love

Teacher : You are a failure! at your age, Bill Gates already invented his first computer software.
Rainbow: Mind your own business sir,
at your age Adolf Hitler committed suicide.

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account

Two people who are causing problems in the world/;
A RICH guy
A beautiful woman