Paul was a tent maker, Peter was a fisherman,
Jesus was a carpenter.
If your pastor has no day job, he’s a thief.
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Paul was a tent maker, Peter was a fisherman,
Jesus was a carpenter.
If your pastor has no day job, he’s a thief.
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You think I’ve changed.
Truth is you never really knew the real me.
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Most people hate this subject but one thing people fail to realise is that anything you find difficult in your life make that thing your favorite thing the subject that people hates most is Mathematics so make Mathematics your favourite subject in your life believe me you will be expert on It
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Vocadom is the best
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Now go back and read the first word slowly cos clearly you are drunk
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You have just Won 80 Million and your Bae shouts”We are Rich!!!
Give your Reply??
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An engineer in a car manufacturing company designed a world class car. The owner was impressed with the outcome and showered him with praises.
While trying to take the car from the manufacturing area to the front office, they realised that the car is few inches taller than the entrance.
The engineer felt bad that he didn’t put that into consideration before creating the car.
The owner was at loss on how to take the car out of the manufacturing area.
The painter suggested they force out the car and then repaint the few scratches this will cause to the top of the car.
The engineer suggested that they break the entrance and after taking the car out, they can renovate it.
The owner was not convinced with any of the ideas. He felt that it is not good enough to break or scratch.
The watchman, who has watching all the drama, slowly approached the owner. He wanted to give an idea if they have no problem taking it.
They thought what is it that this guy have to say that the experts have not said. They allowed him, nonetheless.
The watchman said that the car is only few inches taller than the entrance so if they let out some air from the tyre, the height of the car will reduce and can be easily taken out.
Everyone there was surprised and clapped in appreciation of his ingenuity.
Don’t approach problems only from the expert point of view. There is always a layman point that may provide needed solution.
Everyone around your life has a key role in your life.
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”Some people will only ever see and appreciate physical beauty. But, there’s nothing more attractive than a beautiful heart and mind. A soul that glows.”
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When you see a guy smiling while chatting ..
Just know that someone’s daughter has
fallen into his trap ..
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You don’t realise you need a new underwear
until you’re in a relationship
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Gone are the days when we used to beg ladies,
these days we only ask once,
u refuse we go to your sister or best friend.
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You may have ten car’s but you can only go out with one.
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She said, she wants water to drink,
she came back smelling 4 slice of cheese
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I will wait for you because I dont want anyone else.
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Don’t make me your option,
when I have made you my priority.
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Sipho was not feeling well so he went to see a doctor. After the examination, this conversation ensued:
Dr “I have some bad news for you and you not gonna like it”
Sipho “Ok, whats the bad news?”
Dr “You are dying…”
Sipho “What?!!! So how long have I got to live?”
Dr “10!..”
Sipho “10 What, years, months?”
Dr “9!”
Sipho “What?!!!”
Dr “8!”..
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Be strong enough to stand alone.
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