Yesterday i dreamt eating 2kg of marshmallows,
Today when I woke up i noticed that my pillow is missing.
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No matter how clever you think you are,
but when a 3 year old kid gives you a toy phone,
you will talk to it .
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When I die please don’t let people come see me
in the coffin coz am shy I’ll end up laughing
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Company of good people is like*
*Walking in a shop of*
*Perfume.*
*Whether you buy it or not,*
*You are bound to receive the *Fragrance.*
*Have a nice day…*
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Dear Boys If You Haven’t Seen Calvin Klein Models
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Don’t Expect Girls To Look Like Victoria Secret Angels
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GOOD MORNING Sunshine’s
Have a nice day
Do your best to approach your goals
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Waking up to see another day is a blessing .
Don’t take it for granted .
Making it count and be happy that you’re alive…
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What’s the use of wearing G-string
if you have a flat ass…i mean
What are you dividing?
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A couple had a quarrel one evening. When it was time to sleep, the man lay on the floor while the lady slept on the bed. Later into the night, the husband had an erection, he then held his small man and said “you better sleep, didn’t you see that I quarreled with her?”
The lady replied:
“don’t involve everybody in our quarrels, the case is between you and I, don’t involve him. Allow him to come and play with his friend”
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ou asked for $50 and your dad told you he will give you in the morning before he leaves for work. This was after he has thoroughly scrutinised what you needed the money for, all the questions he asked were already making you angry.
Throughout the night your dad couldn’t sleep because he was thinking of how to give you his last $50
When it was morning, he called you into his room and gave you $45 instead of $50.
You were not happy and squeezed your face in discontent and reluctantly said thank you after complaining that it was not complete,
Your mum after seeing this will not say anything but will meet you in your room where your dad isn’t and give you $5 from her own money and say “don’t mind him, use this one to complete it”.
You began to smile like fido dido, And you’ll quickly run to Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp to write…
“I have the best mum in the world, i love my mum”.
Now your dad had gone out with just $5 in his pocket with no fuel in his car, Because of you, he used public transport that day to work.
At work he worked over time, After closing late, everyone keeps saying “daddy is never always around except mum”.
Your good dad will never allow you see how much he suffers for the family because he is a MAN.
Pls
Always try to appreciate your dad because you can never tell what he is going through for your sake, that he is not always around like your mum does not mean he does not care about you deeply.
Feel free to share as we appreciate all the Dads in the house for their sacrifices.
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I swear, nothing is Sweeter
than Separating two Ladies fighting. You can hold any Part of their Bodies for Free..!
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NOVEMBER BE LIKE
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DECEMBER
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*COME JANUARY*
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Be careful how you spend your December salary. January has almost 60 days
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From next year….
My mouth would not touch alcohol again
I would be using straw
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Am I communicating
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy,
but the bible says love your enemy.
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what i if i told u
u read the first line wrong
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Me : i Love You ♥
– Her : LOL
– Me : i Need You in My Life 
– Her : LOL
– Me : You Are My Everything 
– Her : LOL
– Me : iPhone 6 Or iPhone 7 ? 
– Her : Omg!! 
, iPhone 7 
.. Do You Want To Buy it For Me ? 
– Me : LOL
– Her : Talk To Me Now 
– Me : Lol
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