Stop fixing the country
go and fix the brick you put under your bed it has shifted
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There’s nothing as heavy like a packet of cond**s after buying them and she switch off her phone.It feels like you’re carrying a sack of cement…
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10 WAYS TO MAKE YOUR HUSBAND HAPPY:
1. Give him sex
2. Obey him.
3. Love his parents.
4. Respect his siblings.
5. Never argue with him.
6. Always make him feel he’s the superior. 7. Never investigate his phone.
8. Kiss him when he insults you.
9. Don’t waste his property.
10. Support him when he’s broke.
10 WAYS TO MAKE YOUR WIFE HAPPY:
1. Give her money.
2. Always give her money.
3. Continue to give her money.
4. Keep giving her money.
5. Never get tired of giving her money.
6. Give her money even before she asks.
7. Just continue to give her money.
8. Just keep giving her money.
9. Just never get tired of giving her money.
10. Just give her money even before she asks.
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Before u fall in love, test the strength of your heart by playing
soccer bet with your rent.*
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Girl:Nice mobile,
Where did u buy?
Boy:I won dis in a running race
Girl: Wow Awesome…How many persons participated?
Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME
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Me : How much is the taxi fare
Taxi driver:R10
Me : For my bags
Taxi driver :they are free
Me : take the bags I’ll walk
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Sometimes you have to surprise the cashier by pushing the trolley,
only to buy airtime.
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I Hold My Phone Very Tight When I’m Showing My Mom A Picture
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Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it.
Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.
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WHO IS THE MOST STUPID?
PETER: “I want my money now!”
JOHN: “I will kill myself so that I won’t pay
you”. he pulled a gun and shot himself
dead
PETER: “Hahaha… If you think u’ll get away
with my money u r wrong, I will follow u
until u pay me!”. he takes the gun and
shot himself dead as well.
JAMES was watching from a distance he
laughed and said: “These guys are funny, I
must watch this till the end”… *he also took
the gun and killed himself!
Do you want to know how it ended? You
know what to do…
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My Birthday Is In January But Due To Corona Virus
I Urge You Everyone To Wish Me A Happy Birthday In Advance..
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Me:too hot
Her: oh thanks
Me: wat for mina im referring to the sun
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I used to be so afraid of losing ppl, until i realized most of them were never really down for me in the first place. Even tho my loyalty & love for them ran deep, they could careless. So instead of being afraid of losing them, i fell back & watched them lose me… Wow, growth
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Your daughters Lord, they put us on WhatsApp statuses that only you and I can see..! 
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-The one’s who open their girl’s id,
just to check, if she had a talk with
someone else..and later on getting angry, if she had a talk.
Just keep one thing in mind. Love don’t give you a right to OWE
her
For God’s sake Just respect her and Trust her . ‘
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God created me with a propose so
be careful with ur bad thinking about me
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