If you unfriend/block me & later you send a friend request,
kindly note there’s a R150.00 reconnection fee…

Just because a mosquito Bit* You, all you
could do was to kill it…
Did you ever think if it was an Orphan?
Or a motherless Baby mosquito that
desperately needs to feed?
Or a poor mosquito who has been ignored
by the rich in d land of the Mosquitoes?
Or a maid mosquito that has been chased
away
What if the Mosquito has been kidnapped 4
a long time
OR Mosquito that had a recent breakup ?
And is heartbroken
Did you think of that?
No….You only think about yourself

Doctor: You should take 8 glasses of water per day.
Thabang: I can’t😏
Doctor: Why?😲
Thabang: Because I only have 3 glasses at home.

Smoking reduces your life by 5 minutes
Laughter prolongs your life by 5 minutes
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Conclusion : a laughing smoker never dies.

Besides cheating,
what are your plans for this coming December??

Dear my future kids l’m not the one delaying you,
it’s your mom who is still Dating useless Guys…
My worry is they might soon finish your milk

For it is written He who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery​ “..
Similarly as we enter this cold season…
He who looks at soap and water lustfully has already bathed!

After a big accident, John was crying “Oh my word! I have lost my left hand?”
Phiri: Control yourself my friend!
Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying?

A thief entered the house in the mid- afternoon..
he tied up the woman and showing knife point asked the man to hand over all the jewelleries and money…
Man started sobbing and said Bhai u take anything u want but please untie her rope….There will a big problem here.
Thief: What problem?
Man : she is my neighbors wife.. Mine will arrive shortly.

Dating one girl is too risky,
what if she dies before you marry. I won’t take that risk

One wife and one side chick is enough for any responsible man.
No one will give you a medal for sleeping with 10 or more girls.

Some people gossip too much
They end up telling u what u told them