You dont even have a passport but your
naked pictures are in America.
My sister you made it.

Ladies, when you are hurt does removing your whatsapp profile picture make you feel better? 🤔

Imagine Dating Someone Who Calls You “Dear”
Like You’re A Formal Letter

South African boyfriends are like African presidents.
The next one is always worse than the
previous one so stay where you are

I Think My Loan Shark Wants To Play Baseball With Me
He’s At The Gate Holding A Baseball Bat.

A black person will buy a dog and
have the courage to name it spider

The difference between Oo and oO

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time.
I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use.
I’ll see you back in court Monday.
“On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, “How did you do over the weekend?
“”Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.
“”Seventeen people? That’s wonderful. How did you do it? ”
“I used a diagram, your honor.
I drew two circles like this: O o.
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s admirable,” says the judge.
Then he turns to the second guy. “And how did you do?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”
“Wow!” says the judge. “156 people! How did you manage to do that?”
“Well, I used a similar diagram,” the guy says.
“I drew two circles like this: o O.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said, ‘This is your asshole before prison.

She tag us and be like
I’m sleeping with Mbula and 32 others….
Like really..???
The truth will set you free….